Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Where's Ronnie?
I bet it's because of that slut Nancy.
The other 25% end in drunk driving accidents.
But it's the kind of compromise that keeps a marriage healthy.
Hey, kids.
What do you mean?
How's your marriage going, Jerry?
Oh, me and Cherry are nothing like you and Claire.
Or do I need to repeat myself?
Right.
You begin to see what I'm talking about.
Next on my list, a Turkish...
It's more than that.
What?
You don't wanna beat me or screw me?
No, I've been here plenty of times.
This is my fair-tuned rest.
That's over 75%.
Oh, yeah, I remember.
What I understand is you're going to start losing contact with your guy friends.
Don't make me.
I jimmied the lock with a toenail.
I mean, you wouldn't want to be married again, would you?
I had a few indiscretions, but I always kept the house clean.
For failing at it, you two get A pluses.
I guess I wasn't.
We just want to, you know, show the students what a good marriage is like, like you and Claire.
It's just a fake marriage.