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I like this.
Babies don't cost money.
Please don't take away the tools I need to learn so I won't end up alone!
Unusual?
Don't get married, then drink and drive.
Sometimes she just pushes my buttons.
Except for her.
This won't take long.
Gotta keep my hubby healthy with some firm stoles.
I don't know.
By the false power vested in the very real me, I announce you man and wife.
But, Jerry... I'm gonna say this once, two times.
Hey, Nancy, what's it like being a whore?
Washing the stink of cheat off your hands, hussy?
Woo!
Why?
So you have any big plans for the honeymoon?
I can't.
I'll grab something at random.
Just something I always do.
Yeah, we do.
I've been thinking about that F. Uh-huh.
Thanks.