99 Problems

But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight

Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back

or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has

He and his boys gon' be yapping to the captain

I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

This is not a hoe in the sense of having a pussy

Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know

Half-a-mil for bail cause I'm African

I'm like fuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole

You know the type loud as a motor bike

"99 Problems"

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

Nah I ain't passed the bar but I know a little bit

"Aren't you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or something?"

I got 99 problems but being a bitch ain't one

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low

You're crazy for this one Rick

If you grew up with holes in your zapatos

In my rear view mirror is the mother fucking law

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

I ain't stepping out of shit all my papers legit

Rap critics that say he's "Money Cash Hoes"

I'm from the hood stupid what type of facts are those