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Oh, right, and they also have a lot of time on their hands

- That's what I meant to say. - We have one but it's sold...

'cause they're used to pleasing their white masters.

Top-- Well, it's been an absolute honor and--

I mean, what do I want when I walk into a pawn shop?

I feel I have to ask,

in the hopes that someone-- I don't know who--

Exactly. Exactly.

- from the eart-- - S-Something to that effect.

I'll tell you what. Ho, ho, ho!

the suit of medieval armor will deflect the bullets.

- Look at this one here, huh? - Beautiful lady.

- Oh! - As a complete set.

You don't have your, uh, umbrella with you today, sir.

- You want to give it a shot? - Sure. I'll have a go.

Uh, Nigel. That was great.

I'm just not buying that you're someone

No, but I mean, like, have you?

You think if they had busted some windows open

Now you gonna end up with a bullet in your head for it.

♪ There's a light

That's very gracious of you to say that.

and it attached to the wall of said building,

I was in a gang and everything.

We are Superman. We are Superman, huh?

♪ In the rhythm, I believe ♪

♪ Like a dream

- One of those big bank safes? - No!

You're gonna shoot arrows with shotgun shells attached to 'em

- Belly button. - We got belly button.

- (coughs) - Goodness.

I'm just an uncle who's buying some [bleep] for Christmas

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