Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Come on.
We're sorry that we lied,
Ugh! Ugh!
We really wanted him to marry us.
Oh, wow I'm totally...
(clicks tongue) nope.
We met the very first week.
Wow. Um, maybe you're right.
Well, these things happen.
But this isn't
Oh, yeah.
So your dream job's
Okay.
Oh, wow.
"boyfriend" is a little premature.
Hey, I gave up peeing in the shower for you.
I convinced them to call me that.
Ted, ted, the confederate nazi chose, and...? I...
But you're the reason I have to become a judge!
Pretend their beautiful story is actually your own.
I love that you slept with over 250 women
Uncle robert died?!
But when we met with him...
You've just been "convincered."
Thou shalt not lie!
Your wife deserve that, too?
Both: We've been together ever since!
Start over.
I love that we keep a running tally
Prayer-five. No shouting. No cell phones.