Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Should've seen that blimp's face when I told him he had to be here.
Her therapist says she's making great strides...
Tony, I know you don't like to talk about her but...
- What do you want with my son? - Gotta discuss a little business.
...want to use one of those cars in the next 100 years"?
- You want to take my house! - Ma!
Why not go down there and make sure?
Bless us our Lord, and the gifts we are about to...
Cause that's what's confusing. Like, DNA, everybody's got that.
- ...where they stuck in the needle. - It's how you get better.
Listen, you old prick. You're not going anywhere.
Open the window and just push me out.
- I don't know. - She's another one.
Anthony, come over here! Give your Grandma a kiss.
Excuse me, where's the men's room?
It sounds like Nazi Germany to me.
So that makes you...
Your Honor, while we certainly agree to house arrest...
...plus community service I have to do to get into a good college.
Obviously you need a history lesson, sir.
Breathe.
Never underestimate a man's determination
I'd really like to, but I gotta study my French. Stupid verbs.
I just saw, on Inside Edition...
Now you let sleeping dogs lie, okay?
He shows no prior arrest since 1968.
What's all this?
You see what happens with you cursing at the dinner table?
My dad used to find her these old records, these sisters.
Did you see me on TV?
Too much stress in your life, Sal.
...it's now mine.
Doctor says, "I see the problem." Chinaman says, "What?"
Unless you can demonstrate a serious flight risk.
...Vietnam and Iraq.
Talk to that bald cocksucker who calls himself my father's brother.
- Talk to the foreskin? - You a wise-ass motherfucker.
You ever watch the History Channel?
He harbors resentment...
What are you gonna do? We all will have our time.
You got no reason to talk to me this way. I always liked you.
- She's dead to me. - She's a sick woman.
Hey, you still here?
Can we, Mom?
Fat fuck...Why don't you look in the mirror sometime, you insensitive cocksucker.
He tried to suffocate his own mother.
They're either on drugs and compromised...
Sisters
- What do we want? - Jobs!