Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They're either on drugs and compromised...
So that makes you...
...plus community service I have to do to get into a good college.
- ...where they stuck in the needle. - It's how you get better.
Never underestimate a man's determination
Listen, you old prick. You're not going anywhere.
He shows no prior arrest since 1968.
You got no reason to talk to me this way. I always liked you.
I just saw, on Inside Edition...
- Talk to the foreskin? - You a wise-ass motherfucker.
Your Honor, while we certainly agree to house arrest...
He harbors resentment...
Talk to that bald cocksucker who calls himself my father's brother.
He tried to suffocate his own mother.
Sisters
Unless you can demonstrate a serious flight risk.
Hey, you still here?
...want to use one of those cars in the next 100 years"?
Why not go down there and make sure?
Excuse me, where's the men's room?
- You want to take my house! - Ma!
- What do we want? - Jobs!
- I don't know. - She's another one.
Too much stress in your life, Sal.
- What do you want with my son? - Gotta discuss a little business.
Fat fuck...Why don't you look in the mirror sometime, you insensitive cocksucker.
Anthony, come over here! Give your Grandma a kiss.
Did you see me on TV?
Bless us our Lord, and the gifts we are about to...
Now you let sleeping dogs lie, okay?
Her therapist says she's making great strides...
You ever watch the History Channel?
Tony, I know you don't like to talk about her but...
Breathe.
Open the window and just push me out.
What's all this?
- She's dead to me. - She's a sick woman.
It sounds like Nazi Germany to me.
My dad used to find her these old records, these sisters.
Doctor says, "I see the problem." Chinaman says, "What?"
Can we, Mom?
Cause that's what's confusing. Like, DNA, everybody's got that.
What are you gonna do? We all will have our time.
Should've seen that blimp's face when I told him he had to be here.
I'd really like to, but I gotta study my French. Stupid verbs.
Obviously you need a history lesson, sir.
...it's now mine.
You see what happens with you cursing at the dinner table?
...Vietnam and Iraq.