Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Anthony, come over here! Give your Grandma a kiss.
...plus community service I have to do to get into a good college.
Listen, you old prick. You're not going anywhere.
Excuse me, where's the men's room?
...it's now mine.
Did you see me on TV?
Never underestimate a man's determination
Fat fuck...Why don't you look in the mirror sometime, you insensitive cocksucker.
He harbors resentment...
Breathe.
Should've seen that blimp's face when I told him he had to be here.
Obviously you need a history lesson, sir.
What are you gonna do? We all will have our time.
Hey, you still here?
...want to use one of those cars in the next 100 years"?
Cause that's what's confusing. Like, DNA, everybody's got that.
Why not go down there and make sure?
It sounds like Nazi Germany to me.
He tried to suffocate his own mother.
He shows no prior arrest since 1968.
- I don't know. - She's another one.
Talk to that bald cocksucker who calls himself my father's brother.
So that makes you...
...Vietnam and Iraq.
Doctor says, "I see the problem." Chinaman says, "What?"
- ...where they stuck in the needle. - It's how you get better.
- What do you want with my son? - Gotta discuss a little business.
I just saw, on Inside Edition...
Open the window and just push me out.
You see what happens with you cursing at the dinner table?
Too much stress in your life, Sal.
- You want to take my house! - Ma!
My dad used to find her these old records, these sisters.
- She's dead to me. - She's a sick woman.
Bless us our Lord, and the gifts we are about to...
Now you let sleeping dogs lie, okay?
- What do we want? - Jobs!
They're either on drugs and compromised...
Can we, Mom?
You got no reason to talk to me this way. I always liked you.
Her therapist says she's making great strides...
I'd really like to, but I gotta study my French. Stupid verbs.
What's all this?
Tony, I know you don't like to talk about her but...
Sisters
Your Honor, while we certainly agree to house arrest...
- Talk to the foreskin? - You a wise-ass motherfucker.
You ever watch the History Channel?
Unless you can demonstrate a serious flight risk.