Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...plus community service I have to do to get into a good college.
He shows no prior arrest since 1968.
Listen, you old prick. You're not going anywhere.
Fat fuck...Why don't you look in the mirror sometime, you insensitive cocksucker.
Too much stress in your life, Sal.
Anthony, come over here! Give your Grandma a kiss.
- What do we want? - Jobs!
- ...where they stuck in the needle. - It's how you get better.
Unless you can demonstrate a serious flight risk.
Did you see me on TV?
You see what happens with you cursing at the dinner table?
...it's now mine.
Bless us our Lord, and the gifts we are about to...
Breathe.
Hey, you still here?
What's all this?
I just saw, on Inside Edition...
You got no reason to talk to me this way. I always liked you.
Your Honor, while we certainly agree to house arrest...
Open the window and just push me out.
It sounds like Nazi Germany to me.
- Talk to the foreskin? - You a wise-ass motherfucker.
Should've seen that blimp's face when I told him he had to be here.
I'd really like to, but I gotta study my French. Stupid verbs.
My dad used to find her these old records, these sisters.
Cause that's what's confusing. Like, DNA, everybody's got that.
Sisters
Tony, I know you don't like to talk about her but...
Can we, Mom?
- What do you want with my son? - Gotta discuss a little business.
...want to use one of those cars in the next 100 years"?
Obviously you need a history lesson, sir.
- She's dead to me. - She's a sick woman.
...Vietnam and Iraq.
- I don't know. - She's another one.
- You want to take my house! - Ma!
So that makes you...
Why not go down there and make sure?
Her therapist says she's making great strides...
They're either on drugs and compromised...
Talk to that bald cocksucker who calls himself my father's brother.
He harbors resentment...
What are you gonna do? We all will have our time.
Now you let sleeping dogs lie, okay?
Never underestimate a man's determination
He tried to suffocate his own mother.
Doctor says, "I see the problem." Chinaman says, "What?"
You ever watch the History Channel?
Excuse me, where's the men's room?