Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, while we're gone,
I didn't have the time or the inclination to write my own.
Forever.
It's just a little uneven.
You are now an official member
Am I going to jail?
Took six months, they say.
Okay, ahem.
Maybe, none of those places.
Well, I bought the plot years ago when he was still a bird.
Sandra's spell.
Or at least think they did.
Everyone thinks they want Asian hair
You took my money.
Okay, I'm gonna go get my (BLEEP) out the car.
-I currently embroiled in a dispute with my landlord. -(SCOFFS)
Let me get my sunglasses.