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Well, I never like to keep a beautiful woman waiting.
for a couple of days until the election is over.
That's politics bitch
Hates freedom
- Did you just lock this door? - Yes, I did.
What do you say we get outta here?
- Excuse me? - Oh. I'm sorry.
Nice. What's a comptroller? - Who gives a shit? We're doin' it for the bribe.
I'm stuffed in here like a jerk.
No. These are, like, an investment.
- You seriously need to stop touching me. - This right here.
- You never do anything! You're a loser! - You're just jealous!
Hey, Mac. Where you runnin' to?
Hey, have you guys seen this?
You're like a couple of nerds!
- A blazer's gonna look... - I like where he's goin'.
- All right, you got the tape? - Affirmative.
I've got a better idea. Let's screw this son of a bitch.
That’s Politics Bitch
I gotta be the guy to pull the trigger on this thing.
- All right! Oh, God! - You don't have thejawline.
Oh.
I don’t care what you need That’s politics, Bitch
All right. How much did we get?
- I want it to be you. - Let me make one thing perfectly clear.
Really? Wow. You nerds work fast.
- Watch your ears. There you go. - Frank.
All right. Ah, check this out.
He called us nerds, Gary.
I think you might be dyslexic.
Nerds.
Dee, check out my blazer.
- I want to help. - What? Wait, wait.
- I'm gonna be campaign manager. - Like hell you are.
We got a bribe for your roommate's withdrawal from the race.
Yeah. Give me a chance. What should I do?
Yeah. Yeah, you do.
You know what I mean? And I hate doing math. It sounds like a ton of work.