Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- It's cool, huh? - It's very cool. That was a smart buy.

are you gonna buy me some food at some point?

I'm gonna go home and pay my taxes.

- So you can be my assistant. - Mmm. Assistant is...

You know what I mean? Goddamn Dennis. Fire me?

I'll read the words you wrote. "Hello, fellow American.

I can talk to my son any way I want.

"What should I do?" Strike one, buddy.

3 x 3 x 3 x 7 x 47 = 623

- What am I gonna do? - You get to be the intern.

Ah! Ah! That's what I'm talkin' about.

- This is a trap. - It's not a trap. Go see what he wants.

Wow. That was, uh, a lot easier than I thought it was gonna be.

Told us about your interest in politics.

- That's great. I know you guys have become close. - Not that close.

Please stop touching me. This is really ridiculous.

- Oh. Thanks. - You see, uh, Mr. Stanford...

And he just drops right out of the race on me.

Bro, I am in some serious shit. I needed him to drop out.

- You've never done any good for anybody ever! - I do good! I do good!

I got the same bone structure.

We're being listened to. Bugged. The feds. I get it.

We are getting blasted in the ass by the state liquor tax.

- We'll screw those guys. - I would like to shove it in his face.

Are you trying to solicit a bribe from me?

Absolutely. I say we put 'em on busses, ship 'em over to Iraq... make 'em fight the terrorists.

How do you wanna do this thing?

Did you say five head? I don't have that.

Just take him down to the shore for a couple days.

Frank, I don't... I just don't think this is the best idea for our candidate's image.

- Classic. - Totally classic. I love Heavin' Steven.

Starts out "Meet," and then there's, like, other stuff.

- I'm really glad you asked me out. - Me too.

I just didn't realize I was gonna have to make so many... tough decisions.