Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Charlie traded me his whole collection...

That's flip-flopping, That's what Democrats do!

Just remember. Let Daddy do all the talkin'.

- How could you say that? - If I hear one more flip-flop out of you...

That was fun, I feel like a gangster!

Retard. I'm talking about taking Dennis to Atlantic City...

if that handsome young gentleman over there kissed it.

- That was uncalled for. - Mmm.

"This you should vote me.

Are those those stupid cards where babies are doing disgusting things?

- Yeah. Pretty sweet, right? - Totally sweet.

- He ratted you out, Mac. - Apparently, you called him a nerd, Mac.

I myself am a problem solver...

You want my union to back your roommate...

This pretty little lady is not only my daughter.

You look like a whore.

That’s politics, bitch!

"Blasted in the ass"?

Somebody is gonna make a ton of money off my roommate.

- We gotta fire Frank. - He's my dad, Charlie. I don't know.

- I was talking to her. - Look, Jack...

- Uh, Garbage Pail Kids. - Heavin' Steven.

We have to pretend you're both.

- No, I don't. - Yeah, you do.

Are you trying to solicit a bribe from me?

Charlie? Campaign manager. You don't need a blazer.

Why couldn't we just meet in your apartment?

Not gonna happen. I want that tape.

I'm gonna buy myself a car. I am gonna drive as far away from this goddamn city...

There's nothing you can do about taxes.