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If I hear one more flip flop out of you I’m gona throw up in my mouth
- I could be a legitimate politician. - He's goin' to the top.
This is a goddamn coup!
Are you kiddin' me? Are you kiddin' me with that?
- For God sakes! - The people have spoken. You're out.
- Honey, this isn't what... - Another one of your whores?
- You want me to call the cops? - Not yet.
Some clown runs for office, drops out of the race...
- Give him the clipboard. - Give me the clipboard. - No. No.
- So what? - So I'm not doing it anymore.
It's a coast to coast nationwide ass blast
No time for that We gotta get back out on that campaign trail
That's called flip-flopping. That's what Democrats do
Look, I've been thinkin', and I feel like I could be a real asset to you guys.
- I'm not doing that. - Hold it! Hold it!
- Local, small-time shit. Anybody can run. - What's the position?
I think you might be dyslexic.
Sorry pal That’s politics
Jesus Christ! Stab me in my throat?
- Uh, no. - I tell you what.
But, Dennis. Dennis. Hobo-vertising?
- What do you think? - I think I look like a whore.
Where'd you get that trench coat?
That's called flip-flopping. That's what Democrats do
This doesn't make any sense.
or the Republican who's blasting my ass?
Looks like you bitches shouldn't have fired me in the first place.
Fine. No guns. Piano wire. Maybe we can use some piano wire.
I'm gonna pull him out. I'm gonna pull him out, Marvin.
You clearly have a learning disability, dude.
You're funny.
I can't read these words. They're not in the right order.
He's running for District 37 Comptroller, so it's cool.
I nominate Dennis.
- Oh, what'd you get? - I got the smear tape.
Take him down.
so he can get out for the payday.