HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
GUIDES
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
GUIDES
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Get in front of the flag and the million-dollar bill.
Hates Freedom
What is going on in here? Are those beach towels?
Hi.
Well, then just say whatever you want.
- Yes, I do. - Hey, Charlie, how about givin' me a couple of these?
I'll probably stab you in your throat.
Now we can make this problem go away...
and gets a big chunk of dough.
- I'll take him to the shore. We'll go to Atlantic City. - What's wrong with you?
- Don't make me beg. - You gotta beg.
statutory
- That's not you. It's cheap. - Ooh.
That's called flip-flopping, Mac, That's what Democrats do!
I've been meaning to speak to you about this.
Note the bone structure. It's like a young J.F.K.
- I'm gonna get the ball rolling, okay? - Mm-hmm.
It is a coast-to-coast, nationwide ass blast
Sorry Pal That’s Politics!
This is wonderful. This is just wonderful. You know what?
A coast-to-coast, nationwide ass blast
But, uh, I'm gonna go home and pay my taxes.
Uh, "Meet"...
Okay. Now let's get you ready for the ball, Cinderella.
- Mac, I think you might be in over your head here. - Yeah.
That's called flip-flopping That's what Democrats do
Justin
She happens to be your biggest opponent in the election.
- You know what I'm sayin'? I hate work. - No.
but you're doing it with the subtlety of a baboon.
- What's the situation? - It's... I sleep on the... And...
That's politics, bitch
that's called flip-flopping that's what democrats do!
Who do you think you are... Bill Clinton? You're a comptroller.
- I'm trying to make you sexy. - This is not sexy.