Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's just a little weird having her in my place.
Can't tell me what it is?
Yeah, it's right over here.
We've got food, drink, reading material...
By the way, are you still going out for the school paper?
And a 'for sale' sign on the lawn, 'cause we're moving.
We’d say, 'Good Night, Bert,' and it’d say, 'Good night, girls. ' Naked Naked
- It was Jim something-or-other. - Had an 'ing' at the end.
because of that whole young, weird-headed thing.
- Sure. You've got the coffee. - And she needs the coffee.
I wouldn't phrase it that way, but to be honest, it was the latter.
I run an inn. There's no place to promote me to.
What are you doing here?
I mean, do you enjoy the whole box-boy trade as a profession?
I'd hate to think that I raised a kid who couldn't say 'I love you. '
So some of us will never be able to say what we're thinking...
I confuse him till he loses his train of thought. Then he moves on.
I proposed because I love you.
as a lazy, soon-to-be-out-of-work French concierge...
Oh, no, Luke, I'm so sorry.
No!
- Do you want her to? - I don't know.
Then we got used to having it here, so we named it Bert.
He may not now, but he will.
Lorelai, you don't even know what we're voting on.
- He's miserable. - Fine.
Where's your uniform?
The concert's tonight.
- What is your scam, buddy? - My scam?
- I thought I was just being nice. - Sure you did.
- Red. - Trade you.
- P.J. Harvey tickets. - Really?
What I wanted to say was:
It was a very successful strategy for the Hare Krishnas.
We were swimming in a pool, only it wasn't water.
As if I would order these pitiful little things.
You're the 'anywhere but here' girl. You're restless, you're bored.
Just like that! I couldn't believe it. I almost went full matrix on her.
Paris and I had just started getting along. Now she hates me.
- He was banging on the... - I know.
I might be. Maybe.
All I'm asking is that the town troubadour laws be enforced.
You first!
Rats, it started already.
I have to be here? Well, that's...
Yes. What was his name?
are in exchange for me dealing with these people in a nonviolent manner.
I don't question the orders. I merely fill them.
Is that what this is about? I'm not going to P. J. Harvey.
Quick.
Big things, potentially life-changing things.
- Through the back door. - The back door's locked.
It was oil or honey or something.
You know what ennui is, yes?
I liked that little speech.
And that starts with ceasing work on the Winchester Mystery House here.
You see? That proves it. He doesn't respect the code.
I'm Dean.
So you're leaving?
What's a Thursday-afternoon girl?
and Rory weighs, like, 10 ounces.
Good. Well, I like your honesty...
at 6:30 in the morning!
You're gonna wake the neighbors.
What's with the questioning? You won't tell me who you dated.
- Michel, get that, please. - I cannot.