Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

By the way, are you still going out for the school paper?
- I thought I was just being nice. - Sure you did.
- It was Jim something-or-other. - Had an 'ing' at the end.
No!
- Do you want her to? - I don't know.
I don't question the orders. I merely fill them.
- Through the back door. - The back door's locked.
Quick.
- P.J. Harvey tickets. - Really?
Oh, no, Luke, I'm so sorry.
Just like that! I couldn't believe it. I almost went full matrix on her.
Good. Well, I like your honesty...
Rats, it started already.
We’d say, 'Good Night, Bert,' and it’d say, 'Good night, girls. ' Naked Naked
I'd hate to think that I raised a kid who couldn't say 'I love you. '
You're gonna wake the neighbors.
and Rory weighs, like, 10 ounces.
What are you doing here?
What's a Thursday-afternoon girl?
- Red. - Trade you.
Yeah, it's right over here.
- He's miserable. - Fine.
- He was banging on the... - I know.
It's just a little weird having her in my place.
What's with the questioning? You won't tell me who you dated.
And a 'for sale' sign on the lawn, 'cause we're moving.
It was a very successful strategy for the Hare Krishnas.
I wouldn't phrase it that way, but to be honest, it was the latter.
because of that whole young, weird-headed thing.
And that starts with ceasing work on the Winchester Mystery House here.
What I wanted to say was:
Can't tell me what it is?
Lorelai, you don't even know what we're voting on.
at 6:30 in the morning!
Is that what this is about? I'm not going to P. J. Harvey.
We were swimming in a pool, only it wasn't water.
The concert's tonight.
are in exchange for me dealing with these people in a nonviolent manner.
You see? That proves it. He doesn't respect the code.
He may not now, but he will.
All I'm asking is that the town troubadour laws be enforced.
As if I would order these pitiful little things.
as a lazy, soon-to-be-out-of-work French concierge...
- Michel, get that, please. - I cannot.
You first!
It was oil or honey or something.
I have to be here? Well, that's...
I proposed because I love you.
I'm Dean.
I might be. Maybe.
- What is your scam, buddy? - My scam?
So some of us will never be able to say what we're thinking...
I confuse him till he loses his train of thought. Then he moves on.
Yes. What was his name?
Big things, potentially life-changing things.
You know what ennui is, yes?
- Sure. You've got the coffee. - And she needs the coffee.
So you're leaving?
Paris and I had just started getting along. Now she hates me.
Where's your uniform?
Then we got used to having it here, so we named it Bert.
I mean, do you enjoy the whole box-boy trade as a profession?
I liked that little speech.
We've got food, drink, reading material...
You're the 'anywhere but here' girl. You're restless, you're bored.
I run an inn. There's no place to promote me to.