Clampett City General Store - The Beverly Hillbillies [S03E03]

I won't play Nero to her play of mantra.

Well, it ain't finished yet, but it won't take long once folks are moving in and settling down.

You ought to see what they selling over the hill in Rome.

Welcome to Clampett City.

What do you mean they're living there?

I thought I told you to unload hog mash!

Why not?

Hurry, get out of here.

Me and my boy here is going to farm a few acres on the edge of town.

Scene ten, take one.

I'll see this hotbed of nepotism flatten if it's the last thing I... Hotbed of nepotism?

Oh, why, heck, I'll take the whole kit and caboodle of them.

It's really a two-dollar hat, but I'll make it an opening day special.

I reckon you've been wondering why I've been so all fired anxious to get folks to commence moving here and settling down and trading in our general store.

Now, if the rest of you all get in and work that fast, we'll get this store in business.

Everybody in Rome drives them.

Yee-haw!

Cleopatra, my beautiful, ravishing, uh, voluptuous queen.

Who will give me a few paltry coins for these visions of delight?

Mr. Crapper, there's a great part in the picture for you, too.

Uncle Jet, this small town living ain't for me.

That would help to cover more than a century.

Well, let's run the scene.

I like him.

When I first seen you headed for the store, I thought you might be going to plow us under.