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You didn't grow up looking twice
tired, shitty people
What "what?"
But work is intense.
if I just sing and hold the guitar
at the hard part of all this, right?
with airplane glue again?
"What?"
♪ Ohhh, oh-h-h
I-I wasn't -- I wasn't drinking alone.
You know? Like, a real... protective urge.
Want to just get drunk off their wedding wine?
"Dearest, please.
Liven up the life of a hairdresser, please.
because you...
"Jenny McCarthy Tank Top" constantly.
Once Kevin's gone, that's like the beginning.
But it's not just Neil you're worried about.
Wait, is --
You're sobbing. No, I'm not.
I'm just -- I'm saying...
What was that?
God, yes.
They're forms and pamphlets from a baby making clinic.
Well, can't you just, like, watch nudie stuff on your phone?
Okay, wait.
You can't go getting into other people's business.
Why would Allison go to the vaginacologist without you?
I'm gonna need you to walk us through today,
I mean, um...
my brother might be in there.
I'm just trying to show you that it's not a big deal.
I'm your friend here, okay?
What am I supposed to do, just sit around
By shining a light in his eyes, real dramatic-like?
but we're gonna have to ask you some questions.
The fartility clinic.
We both know how you are when you've had liquor.
All your dreams are coming true.
and buzz in a little cup,
Leave her alone, Neil!
You knew that was fake?
You bet.
It all sends a message,
And that's when it dawned on me.
before you left town next week?
No joke, babe.
If I did,
Allison. Oh.
I found these in the trash outside.
another 15 years to start trying.
and even then, it was 'cause I saw a dog