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[elevator bell dings]
as we bow our heads for drinkable water
Anyway, we can't run this story.
Ooh, my special delivery.
Then would I be tall enough?
I kill them, I pose them, and worst of all,
‐ It does make us more interesting, honey.
[all panting]
[car crashes, explosion booms]
♪
‐ Hey, take me to Taco Bell and I'll give ya a kiss.
[gopher hissing] [screams] Their little hands!
‐ Okay, that's enough campaigning for you.
In slow motion Alex look out behind you
Story they'll tell at my funeral.
I wanna touch your penis
‐ What little dog?
[crowd cheering]
‐ Of course, but you know who never
nonregulation truck nuts?
Macho Picchu.
‐ Hot enough for ya?
all: ♪ Buffalo gals
‐ That was so cool, Mom.
‐ Wow, your hashtag game is really improving, Mom.
Each one of these losers is a vote.
It's not even good, but it's catching on.
Now I have to ride around in this pathetic limo.
‐ What? That's how my mother told it to me.
‐ Yeah, fit and flare looks good on her.
‐ Just the cure for my horrible Tuesday depression.
‐ Why?
This award should really go to Small‐talk Stacy from the DMV.
‐ Tomorrow will be six.
‐ Damn.
but you did the right thing for everyone but you.
‐ This story has it all: