Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You called me. I didn't call you.

Guests eventually leave. Until I do--

Some of them are too isolated to get together with them at holidays.

Uh, no, no. That's heavy starch on the shirts and light on the shorts.

Be at the state capitol building by 3:00, and she'll approach you.

Oh, really? Houdini said that?

I can't believe I'm letting him do this.

Suddenly I get a new girlfriend who has private eyes following her around, and I'm no longer successful.

[ Woman On P.A.] Passengers for Pan Pacific Flight 2 1 0...

I think I have something of yours.

She was with a husky Hawaiian, beachcomber type.

Believe me, Linda. There's nothing in there but the fish.

Man, you said ""dinner.'' You didn't say the ""Last Supper.''

It's not-- It's not-- It's not manly enough.

and decided the clues that the girls had given me weren't really clues,

You made it up? It worked, didn't it?

But they didn't want me to find Linda, so they gave me all these false leads.

Don't touch it! It's a very sensitive alarm! [ Alarm Blaring ]

but that would only bring the police and involve the girls,

There's a very sensitive... [ Alarm Blaring ]

No, not right offhand.

- in a very serious crime. - Urchins?

- [ Gasps ] - [ Barking ]

I'll get the fake from Higgins, and we'll give it to the kidnapper.

- I get your drift. - Quit whispering, Nancy.

Mr. Masters's private number is not to be given out to tradesmen.

Well, Nancy, is it a go?

No more of your guests will be allowed on the premises.

[ Magnum Narrating ] The girls were fine by the time we got some liquid in them,

So, naturally, when T.C. and I...

No longer be allowed in the main house.

- Because if there isn't-- - [ Linda ] There is a kidnapper, Higgins.

- It's almost midnight. - That late?

Madam, please, control yourself.

Higgins, I don't want to have to get into this again with you.

Amazing. This is the original.

- He wasn't looking for her. He was. - No, I wasn't. I was looking for her.

[ Linda ] Oh, you're T.C. [ Magnum ] T.C., I'm sorry. This is Linda.

So I'll tell them. Hi, T.C. Wanna go to dinner?

Must be these keys. Right.