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It's not-- It's not-- It's not manly enough.

Madam, please, control yourself.

Don't touch it! It's a very sensitive alarm! [ Alarm Blaring ]

[ Woman On P.A.] Passengers for Pan Pacific Flight 2 1 0...

Uh, no, no. That's heavy starch on the shirts and light on the shorts.

You made it up? It worked, didn't it?

I'll get the fake from Higgins, and we'll give it to the kidnapper.

But they didn't want me to find Linda, so they gave me all these false leads.

Believe me, Linda. There's nothing in there but the fish.

I can't believe I'm letting him do this.

Mr. Masters's private number is not to be given out to tradesmen.

Must be these keys. Right.

- Because if there isn't-- - [ Linda ] There is a kidnapper, Higgins.

- He wasn't looking for her. He was. - No, I wasn't. I was looking for her.

and decided the clues that the girls had given me weren't really clues,

- [ Gasps ] - [ Barking ]

She was with a husky Hawaiian, beachcomber type.

Amazing. This is the original.

I think I have something of yours.

Suddenly I get a new girlfriend who has private eyes following her around, and I'm no longer successful.

You called me. I didn't call you.

Man, you said ""dinner.'' You didn't say the ""Last Supper.''

Oh, really? Houdini said that?

[ Magnum Narrating ] The girls were fine by the time we got some liquid in them,

[ Linda ] Oh, you're T.C. [ Magnum ] T.C., I'm sorry. This is Linda.

No longer be allowed in the main house.

No, not right offhand.

Be at the state capitol building by 3:00, and she'll approach you.

- It's almost midnight. - That late?

- I get your drift. - Quit whispering, Nancy.

Well, Nancy, is it a go?

- in a very serious crime. - Urchins?

So I'll tell them. Hi, T.C. Wanna go to dinner?

Some of them are too isolated to get together with them at holidays.

There's a very sensitive... [ Alarm Blaring ]

but that would only bring the police and involve the girls,

Guests eventually leave. Until I do--

No more of your guests will be allowed on the premises.

So, naturally, when T.C. and I...

Higgins, I don't want to have to get into this again with you.