Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If I meet a guy at a club or a gym: Hey, look, I'm sure you're very nice.

Nice Coaching Job Candy Ass

All right. He kissed me, okay?

All right. I gotta go down to the unemployment office.

And you want to be my Senator

Look at this guy.

...when a crucial Hernandez error opens the door...

The spit then proceeds to ricochet...

Nobody ever wants you to come over and see their grandfather, do they?

Then we got the couch.

I wish you never mentioned it to me.

If he wants to see me, he has my number. He should call.

If the spitter was behind you, as you claim...

They're giving me a ride downtown.

Can't get it out of your mind! You just got the job!

I gotta run now because I got a full plate this afternoon.

...has the word unemployment on it?

Thank you for a wonderful time, George.

- I'll hire you as my latex salesman? - Right.

There's boxes here.

But think about it: 26 teams, 162 games a season.

I and my good pal Keith Hernandez...

...causing him to drop his baseball cap.

When you move it, it tends to open up...

I made a conscious effort not to look.

I can produce Keith Hernandez, right here...

Our night was ruined

I tried to scream out, but it was too late.

What-delay Industries?

And you want to be my Apple Vision Pro salesmen

Despise keith hernandez

Just sign here, please.

Vandalay Industries.

That's Keith Hernandez.

...as the listening.

- Hello. - Hello.

Don't mention it to anybody.

...to a five-run Phillies ninth. Cost the Mets the game!

I saw every inning that year.

The hearse is like the van.

I gotta prove I've been looking for a job to get an extension.

For what, dinner?

- Who is this? - It's my daughter.

Whatever the group is you've got now, that's who you're going with.

I'd like to meet a couple that goes:

And you want to be my co-manager

What's he waiting for?

Bad mistake. My mistake.

You know, furniture.

At a funeral, everyone's crying around. You're looking at the casket:

Yeah, that's the right number, but this is an apartment.

- Did you talk about game six? - No. I gotta wait until it's the right time.

You're not interested in seeing any applications.

I can't. I can't.

...but hardware fascinates me.

I know something about getting to first base and I know you’ll never be there.

Have you seen JFK?

So Biff wants to be a buff?

What happened to your head when you got hit?

Any Hennigan's around here?

All right. Just sign it. People are waiting.

I love the smell of cardboard in the morning.