Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Despise keith hernandez

What's he waiting for?

- Who is this? - It's my daughter.

...but hardware fascinates me.

And you want to be my Apple Vision Pro salesmen

...causing him to drop his baseball cap.

For what, dinner?

Our night was ruined

- Did you talk about game six? - No. I gotta wait until it's the right time.

...when a crucial Hernandez error opens the door...

All right. Just sign it. People are waiting.

And you want to be my co-manager

Any Hennigan's around here?

But think about it: 26 teams, 162 games a season.

All right. He kissed me, okay?

I know something about getting to first base and I know you’ll never be there.

I saw every inning that year.

You know, furniture.

...to a five-run Phillies ninth. Cost the Mets the game!

You're not interested in seeing any applications.

That's Keith Hernandez.

The hearse is like the van.

I made a conscious effort not to look.

There's boxes here.

What happened to your head when you got hit?

Nice Coaching Job Candy Ass

The spit then proceeds to ricochet...

Yeah, that's the right number, but this is an apartment.

All right. I gotta go down to the unemployment office.

- I'll hire you as my latex salesman? - Right.

What-delay Industries?

I gotta run now because I got a full plate this afternoon.

Thank you for a wonderful time, George.

Vandalay Industries.

At a funeral, everyone's crying around. You're looking at the casket:

Nobody ever wants you to come over and see their grandfather, do they?

If I meet a guy at a club or a gym: Hey, look, I'm sure you're very nice.

I love the smell of cardboard in the morning.

- Hello. - Hello.

I'd like to meet a couple that goes:

Have you seen JFK?

Whatever the group is you've got now, that's who you're going with.

...has the word unemployment on it?

Then we got the couch.

I gotta prove I've been looking for a job to get an extension.

So Biff wants to be a buff?

And you want to be my Senator

Look at this guy.

Don't mention it to anybody.

If he wants to see me, he has my number. He should call.

Bad mistake. My mistake.

I tried to scream out, but it was too late.

Can't get it out of your mind! You just got the job!

If the spitter was behind you, as you claim...

I can't. I can't.

They're giving me a ride downtown.

...as the listening.

When you move it, it tends to open up...

Just sign here, please.

I can produce Keith Hernandez, right here...

I wish you never mentioned it to me.

I and my good pal Keith Hernandez...