Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I only got two weeks left of unemployment.
Good night.
But it's Saturday. All the offices are closed.
Back, and to the left
Oh, hi, Keith. No, I was just joking around.
Well, I know something about getting to first base...
I can't believe you called me a chucker.
...Keith Hernandez.
- What are you doing? - What's that?
Hoochie Moma! Say Hoochie Moma!
I hate pete Hernández
That's where they put me, and I stunk.
Chris…Pacanins
- Why? - Why not?
Between a peck and a make-out.
He loves T-Bone!
I despise him.
I gotta go meet Newman.
I know this sounds a little arrogant, but I never thought she'd find...
...and they're training, getting in shape...
No way I'm a chucker! I do not chuck. Never chuck!
He's collecting unemployment insurance.
Nothing. Then he took me home.
Rusilay Industries!!!
And you want to be my President.
Yelling 1
Yeah.
Keith Hernandez, the baseball player?
They're already getting ready for you to be laid off.
Well, maybe you should call him.
Who's this fucker?
I haven't had a Whataburger in a long time.
- Yeah? - It's Keith.
You know, it's one thing to not give me the extension.
I can tell you that.
I'm the chucker!
You broke up with him?
What a nerve!
...you have to answer, "Vandelay Industries."
Well, I won them anyway.
So the ball takes off, and I'm waiting for it to turn.
Go! Go! Go! Make this light! Make this light! Oh, man!
A job available for everyone!
- Well, I guess I better get going. - What are you doing?
I haven't had a Big Mac in a long time.
It's my life's ambition.
And you want to be my toilet engineer
Let's jump up and down on my bed! And if you have anything in common:
It’s only a Matter of time
I know, but this is all very confusing.
Well, good night.
That there had to have been a second spitter.
Don't tell me you don't have boxes. Damn it! I can smell them!
So you like him.
.
As he passes us, Newman turns and says, Nice DRZ, pretty boy.
- Who paid? - We split it.
What do you mean, you don't know?
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He's going out with you on Friday?
...but I really think that we're hitting it off.
My reaction to kung fu panda when they married A pig to A duck.
Let me just sign this and go.
Forget that. He's a ballplayer. MVP, 1979.
You gotta see the baby!! When are you gonna see the babyyyy!!