Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What do you think of him?

I’m sorry honey

Go ahead, shake his hand. I'm Jerry Seinfeld.

Back and to the Left

And you wanna Be a regional host

...have to get an early start tomorrow. Gotta get up and hit that pavement.

And the casket is that great, perfect box...

He asked me if I was doing anything Friday night.

Back and to the left

What do you need him for?

Lyndon Johnson.

And I plan on rounding second tonight at around 11:00.

- Kramer, put Jerry on! - I'm in the middle of something.

I'm serious. She doesn't.

This is why I’m worried about his gut health

And you wanna be my Congressperson.

I love how people say they're too busy. Too busy.

Well, that's it. I'm never giving my number out to another guy again.

The polls are calling

And you wanted to go to Columbus for The Game

...she doesn't even have a boyfriend.

I hope you don't mind my saying, she is breathtaking.

Pick up a phone!

Hey, you know, this is the first time we ever saw each other naked?

...Vandalay company.

- You always tell. - All right, tell it.

And you want to be my news guy.

Well, he could say hello to me. I wouldn't mind.

- You know who that is? - Who?

Our 2022 was ruined.

He’s SUCH an idiot

And you want to be my Director of User Navigator & Customer Experience

...you could put a bullet through it and it won't open.

Mookie. Mookie was there.

You know what I mean? They're always so excited.

I have a friend who's got a baby.

And you want to be my toilet engineer

That's all you think about, is boxes. Where are there boxes?

And you want to be My plane parts salesman?

- All these years, you never told me? - It's not an easy thing to bring up.

- Is there a box spring? - What's that?

i'm not banging them

You like seinfeld? I like seinfeld. We'll be best friends!

No you’re way, way off!

You'd think eventually, an entire figure skating team would just get wiped out.

Look, could you do me a favor?

...and I gave them your phone number. So when the phone rings...

You know what I've discovered, Mrs. Sokol?

See, this is all I think about: sleeping with a giant.

I'll give my car to any guy in front of a restaurant...

You don't understand, Elaine. I don't want to be overanxious.

- You smoke? - Yeah.

Are you jealous of him or are you jealous of me?