Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Is there a box spring? - What's that?

Pick up a phone!

This is why I’m worried about his gut health

And you wanna be my Congressperson.

Our 2022 was ruined.

- You always tell. - All right, tell it.

He’s SUCH an idiot

...she doesn't even have a boyfriend.

And you wanna Be a regional host

- You know who that is? - Who?

He asked me if I was doing anything Friday night.

See, this is all I think about: sleeping with a giant.

Lyndon Johnson.

- All these years, you never told me? - It's not an easy thing to bring up.

...have to get an early start tomorrow. Gotta get up and hit that pavement.

Are you jealous of him or are you jealous of me?

What do you need him for?

Look, could you do me a favor?

Go ahead, shake his hand. I'm Jerry Seinfeld.

I'm serious. She doesn't.

I have a friend who's got a baby.

You like seinfeld? I like seinfeld. We'll be best friends!

I'll give my car to any guy in front of a restaurant...

I love how people say they're too busy. Too busy.

You'd think eventually, an entire figure skating team would just get wiped out.

i'm not banging them

Back and to the left

The polls are calling

That's all you think about, is boxes. Where are there boxes?

Back and to the Left

- You smoke? - Yeah.

I hope you don't mind my saying, she is breathtaking.

You know what I mean? They're always so excited.

And the casket is that great, perfect box...

...Vandalay company.

What do you think of him?

You know what I've discovered, Mrs. Sokol?

I’m sorry honey

Well, he could say hello to me. I wouldn't mind.

And you want to be my news guy.

Mookie. Mookie was there.

And you want to be My plane parts salesman?

And I plan on rounding second tonight at around 11:00.

...and I gave them your phone number. So when the phone rings...

And you want to be my Director of User Navigator & Customer Experience

- Kramer, put Jerry on! - I'm in the middle of something.

No you’re way, way off!

...you could put a bullet through it and it won't open.

And you want to be my toilet engineer

Hey, you know, this is the first time we ever saw each other naked?

Well, that's it. I'm never giving my number out to another guy again.

You don't understand, Elaine. I don't want to be overanxious.

And you wanted to go to Columbus for The Game