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You trying to make a joke, Mrs. Sokol? It's not funny.
So you know... He called me.
Would you like her phone number?
You sure you don't mind?
Ciao! Come stai?
- There's no elevator? - No, it's a brownstone. Three floors.
Soon he'll have you driving him to the airport.
Would you take this picture away from me? Just take it away.
When you're in your 30s, it's very hard to make a new friend.
And you want to stream live sports.
You like baseball?
You know.
- Why not? - I just feel like he should call me.
Are you gonna start picking him up at the airport?
You only have two more weeks before your benefits run out.
Now you're jealous of him?
Who are you talking about?
- Hey, I didn't spit at you. - Yeah, right.
Well, we went out one time.
"Im hit"
There’s no elevator?
And you want to be my Linux salesman
What a story.
They don't know the places. They don't know the foods.
Would you mind if I gave her a call?
She likes him. I mean, she really likes him.
Well, so what? I mean...
Hello.
Will I call you when I get home? What do you think?
...you can be friends with anybody. Remember when you're a little kid...
At the health club, people are working out...
Would you... like to meet him?
- Elaine. - Yeah.
...and listening- I'm also looking. You cannot discount looking.
You know, Keith, what I've always wondered is...
He's joking.
So where have you been looking for work?
Back and to the Left
Okay, bye.
This is your daughter?
I mean, if you want to.
June 14th, 2023.
You walk into a store:
You know, the mid-80s is such a good time for the grand-people.
I thought he was a cool guy.
How good can it be for your confidence that every paycheck...
The only reason that you're getting in shape...
- I told him I was busy. - Oh, really?
. .
I tried everything but Marie gives me nothing I have a better chance of making a rock cry nothing was ever good enough for her
- Latex? - Right.
- Right here in this little apartment? - And what do I say about you?
Gotta see the baby.
Milk?
so I guess it's fair to say you've set different goals for yourself than say, Thomas Edison, Magellan, these type of people?
What does this look like Of course
Is she looking for some big hotshot businessman?
...say, Thomas Edison, Magellan, these type of people.
Hey, that tick ed me off. I was turning to say something...
- All right, I'll go. - All right. All right.
Anyway, he was talking to someone, and they were pointing at you.
Oh, she's gonna be all right.
i'm not driving him to the airport
...I saw Roger McDowell behind the bushes...
So then what happened?
...in midair, mind you...
...about locking up our dirty towels and smelly jockstraps.