Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Keith Hernandez!

Even if you get a job after you've been unemployed...

- Why don't you just go and call him? - I can't call here. It's a coffee shop.

What about you, George?

- No. - Cookies?

Back and to the left

I’m not eating plant based butter!

June 14th, 1987, Mets-Phillies.

Keith... Hernandez.

Does he have to stretch in here?

- Or maybe just get together for coffee. - Oh, that'd be great.

Can't they just send us a tape?

I’m not wearing purple and gold

I was walking behind you, and you...

...and making up all these lies about looking for jobs.

- Friday? - Yeah.

Did he kiss you good night?

I'm not driving him to the airport.

I'M THE CHUCKER

What kind of a shake does he have?

I suppose he's an attractive man.

...cursing at him in the bullpen all game.

...but I did win 11 straight Gold Gloves.

What? I'm not getting out of this cab.

He's Keith Hernandez.

We got two dressers and the bed.

I kept saying to Michael, When is Jerry going to see the baby?

I don't know who she's looking for. I don't know.

I told them I was very close to getting a job with Vandalay Industries...

Guggi. Guggi wast there.

I hate Chris Pacanins!

He was very threatened by me. Why else wouldn't he hire me?

I'm a baseball player, damn it.

I'd really like to have sex with a tall woman.

If you think I'm looking for someone to just sit...

...and I hit a beautiful drive right down the middle of the fairway.

Newman, Kramer, if you'll indulge me.

So many jobs, get down there!

I'm kEIth hernandez

But it was so fast, I didn't see anything. It was just a blur.

Really, Jerry, there's not that much. First, we got the bedroom.

Who had the motive?

I don't want to disturb you. I'm Keith Hernandez.

You know what I'd like to do?

I'm not driving him to the airport!

There are no bald women around, you know.

I’m leaving. Jerry’s a nut.

Steph asking about Gerald green

that's like going all the way.

- For a date? - Yeah.

- Already? - Keith called you?

...pushing papers around, you can forget it.

Are driving to the Airport? I'm not driving to the Airport

- And you interviewed there? - Yes, for a sales position.

I like him, and I'm a guy.

I hate those couples. I could never be one of those couples.

Do me a favor, would you? Would you change lanes?

As soon as I'm done with you.

Nice game, knuckle boy

They just wouldn't give me a chance. Damn it!

and what is that?

- Hi! - Oh, hi, Elaine.

I didn't mention it.