Chris vs. Donald - Get a Life [S01E13]

Twice in one day.

Oh my goodness, what happened to my son?

From my neck up,

decadence well i think i'll just leave a little calling card for you donald about a couple of tuna balls stuffed nicely back in the glove compartment i would love to see your face when these babies turn rife in a couple of days best of falco why does the phrase socially retarded come to mind

I finally got myself one with a siren.

Consider the facts.

Hell no, Dad.

Give me one good reason.

Over the last 12 months, I've just been sitting around, drinking coffee.

Oh, he's just taking a nap.

That block of ice was for the sodas.

I'm about to cry like a six-month-old baby girl.

What is the matter with you people?

Place is gonna be crawling with cops and reporters.

I've let you all down, so now I'm gonna splatter myself all over the lawn.

The Peterson family reunion is today.

Can you gypsies shut the hell up for two seconds?

Drink lots of cranberry juice.

I think you'll like this music a little better.

84?

Now put a lid on it, boy.

This ought to be good.

Shut up, you idiot.

And you've got a great used car that, well, that's mysteriously going to stink in a couple of days.

Well, my daddy keeps mine in a safe deposit box down at the bank.