Chris vs. Donald - Get a Life [S01E13]

I'd like to stab you with this plastic fork.

You know, Donald, I have to hand it to you.

They're not applauding you, they're applauding Donald.

We can't back out now.

Mom, mom, you have to help me.

84?

Thanks, Dad.

Ever since childhood.

I mean, the guy's got a huge ego.

It's like a 1960 Democratic Convention.

I heard that Donald's melon stand is doing so good, he's adding another nine feet to celebrate.

I don't even know where the nearest river is.

Give us kind of an update on what you've been doing this past year.

Now put a lid on it, boy.

Boy, it was touch and go up here for a bit, but we got through it.

And, um, right now I'm gonna do something for you that even your precious little Donald can't do.

He can take a little criticism.

This is it.

He'll make a great rodeo clown one day, won't he?

And you're not getting out of it, so you better unstrap that little paddle and start preparing to be miserable, the way we're doing.

Folks, if you don't mind, let me interrupt your little simple-minded idiotic chit-chat here and share something very special with you.

Thanks for making an ass out of me.

Well,

Hell no, Dad.

Oh.