Chris vs. Donald - Get a Life [S01E13]

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Let's hear it for my boy.

Take it from me, you'll find that it's really the most wonderful experience in the whole wide world.

Okay, I won't.

He's the one who revived you.

May I have everyone's attention, please?

Allow me to read you something that I discovered during a routine search of Donald's Beyond Fabulous Chevette.

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Donald?

What did Donald think of next?

Which way, Fred?

Oh, hey.

I need a volunteer to help Aunt Shirley pile food on her plate.

I just washed my hands.

It's my turn to host the damn thing and I can't weasel out of it.

I know you're all still giddy about the free melons that Donna brought us, but listen up for a minute.

So think about direction, wonder why you have it now

Attention everyone, Donald will be here shortly.

Pinheads.

Go trash his piece of crap car.

Well, of course, he's your cousin, isn't he?

Just in case he didn't get the newsflash, I'm better than you.

I heard that Donald's melon stand is doing so good, he's adding another nine feet to celebrate.

Thank you.

And poor young Kenny here.