Chris vs. Donald - Get a Life [S01E13]

Could I just have a minute?

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Chris, go get your Aunt Shirley.

Here's a Xerox of the cancel check.

My arch nemesis.

Okay, I won't.

That's your style, isn't it?

I saved the day!

All right, this is it.

I am a rock.

Here, take mine.

I wouldn't bug you except if it's an emergency.

I don't even know where the nearest river is.

The salt of the earth and the backbone of our country.

So he's bleeding and cursing up a storm, so I says, hey, sorry, with that haircut, you look like a deer.

It's like everyone here is talking about Donald and that's all they're talking about.

I hate you, Donald.

Well, good.

Come on, Angel.

Nothing bothers him.

Give us kind of an update on what you've been doing this past year.

Okay, fine, there you go.

All that volume on two double A's.

Oh my goodness, what happened to my son?

Ever since childhood.