Chris vs. Donald - Get a Life [S01E13]

He's always doing something smart.

I saved the day!

For Chris, I have this stick I found laying on the ground over there.

I'm a rock.

May I have everyone's attention, please?

The Peterson family reunion is today.

That's Donald for you.

Before we all form an orderly line here at the buffet table, it's tradition that we allow Anne Shirley, the matriarch of our family, to go through first.

Take it from me, you'll find that it's really the most wonderful experience in the whole wide world.

It gives me great pleasure now to present this sterling silver trophy and a $50 savings bond to Donald.

Free from bank payments, IRS audits, and yes, paternity suits.

And you've got a great used car that, well, that's mysteriously going to stink in a couple of days.

Read it and weep.

How are you, Christopher?

And you're not getting out of it, so you better unstrap that little paddle and start preparing to be miserable, the way we're doing.

You know, I thought so.

Blood's thicker than the mud, it's a family... Brad, Aunt Louise, would you care for a Swiss vanilla boo-boo?

Swiss vanilla what?

There you go.

Twice in one day.

I hate you.

It's nice to be supported by relatives that appreciate an honest effort.

dreading today.

Just call me Mr. Crisis Intervention.

That block of ice was for the sodas.