Chris vs. Donald - Get a Life [S01E13]

Tastes like crap anyway.

Okay, I see I'm gonna have to go in for the kill.

It's so sad.

And that's why, just a few short months ago, when my minister needed some money for a new space heater for his trailer, I handed the guy ten bucks.

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Can you believe it?

I hate you.

Hi, Aunt Shirley.

Just in case he didn't get the newsflash, I'm better than you.

Stand in the place where you live, now think about direction, wonder why you have it now.

Can you gypsies shut the hell up for two seconds?

Dad, what do you say I run down to the basement and get our Uzi?

There you go.

Donald, please, let's not get carried away.

Oh, hey.

Could I just have a minute?

He's having another one of his bizarre Donald flashbacks.

You go first, Fred.

I wouldn't bug you except if it's an emergency.

Wake up, Cinderella.

Nothing bothers him.

There are dozens of people here just waiting in line to kiss my butt.

Well, if we're through shooting the bull, let's get to the beer.

Oh, he's just taking a nap.

Thank you.