Chris vs. Donald - Get a Life [S01E13]

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Chris vs. Donald - Get a Life [S01E13]
N/AComedyFantasy

At the family reunion Chris is still struggling to get out from under the shadow of his cousin Donald.

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Clip thumbnail for 'Now I'll paraphrase because most of you here have the attention span of a circus monkey.Clip image for 'Now I'll paraphrase because most of you here have the attention span of a circus monkey.YARN finds the best video clips from "Chris vs. Donald" by social media usage. YARN indexes every clip in TV, Movies, and Music Videos. Search and share clips with friends in any app.
10 Feb 1991
Chris vs. Donald
Dwayne Hickman
Okay, I won't.Okay, I won't.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#1
Released 1991-02-10, Rated N/A
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Okay, I won't.
Okay, I won't.
Now I'll paraphrase because most of you here have the attention span of a circus monkey.Now I'll paraphrase because most of you here have the attention span of a circus monkey.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 1991-02-10, Rated N/A
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Now I'll paraphrase because most of you here have the attention span of a circus monkey.
Now I'll paraphrase because most of you here have the attention span of a circus monkey.
Could I just have a minute?Could I just have a minute?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#3
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Could I just have a minute?
Could I just have a minute?
The salt of the earth and the backbone of our country.The salt of the earth and the backbone of our country.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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The salt of the earth and the backbone of our country.
The salt of the earth and the backbone of our country.
I'll show them all.I'll show them all.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 1991-02-10, Rated N/A
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I'll show them all.
I'll show them all.
Wake up, Cinderella.Wake up, Cinderella.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#6
Released 1991-02-10, Rated N/A
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Wake up, Cinderella.
Wake up, Cinderella.
Well, we'll see what you think when your old man has to shovel me off his patio.Well, we'll see what you think when your old man has to shovel me off his patio.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Well, we'll see what you think when your old man has to shovel me off his patio.
Well, we'll see what you think when your old man has to shovel me off his patio.
Oh, I wish he was dead.Oh, I wish he was dead.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Oh, I wish he was dead.
Oh, I wish he was dead.
Dear Mr. Peterson, either make good on your loan payments or we'll turn your melon stand into a parking lot.Dear Mr. Peterson, either make good on your loan payments or we'll turn your melon stand into a parking lot.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Dear Mr. Peterson, either make good on your loan payments or we'll turn your melon stand into a parking lot.
Dear Mr. Peterson, either make good on your loan payments or we'll turn your melon stand into a parking lot.
I loathe him.I loathe him.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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I loathe him.
I loathe him.
It gives me great pleasure now to present this sterling silver trophy and a $50 savings bond to Donald.It gives me great pleasure now to present this sterling silver trophy and a $50 savings bond to Donald.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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It gives me great pleasure now to present this sterling silver trophy and a $50 savings bond to Donald.
It gives me great pleasure now to present this sterling silver trophy and a $50 savings bond to Donald.
I hate the family reunion.I hate the family reunion.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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I hate the family reunion.
I hate the family reunion.
No, no, no, please.No, no, no, please.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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No, no, no, please.
No, no, no, please.
Stop him.Stop him.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#14
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Stop him.
Stop him.
All right, honey, that's it.All right, honey, that's it.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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All right, honey, that's it.
All right, honey, that's it.
Like a visit from the royal couple.Like a visit from the royal couple.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Like a visit from the royal couple.
Like a visit from the royal couple.
Don't get your panties in an uproar, okay?Don't get your panties in an uproar, okay?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Don't get your panties in an uproar, okay?
Don't get your panties in an uproar, okay?
I just couldn't resist.I just couldn't resist.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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I just couldn't resist.
I just couldn't resist.
So think about direction, wonder why you have it nowSo think about direction, wonder why you have it nowYarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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So think about direction, wonder why you have it now
So think about direction, wonder why you have it now
On the roof!On the roof!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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On the roof!
On the roof!
Oh, jeez, it's Sid and that damn bull.Oh, jeez, it's Sid and that damn bull.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Oh, jeez, it's Sid and that damn bull.
Oh, jeez, it's Sid and that damn bull.
Well, good.Well, good.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#22
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Well, good.
Well, good.
She tries to fit me in between the furnace repairman and the high school janitor.She tries to fit me in between the furnace repairman and the high school janitor.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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She tries to fit me in between the furnace repairman and the high school janitor.
She tries to fit me in between the furnace repairman and the high school janitor.
All that volume on two double A's.All that volume on two double A's.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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All that volume on two double A's.
All that volume on two double A's.
I don't know why you dislike Donald, sweetheart.I don't know why you dislike Donald, sweetheart.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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I don't know why you dislike Donald, sweetheart.
I don't know why you dislike Donald, sweetheart.