Chris vs. Donald - Get a Life [S01E13]

He's the one who revived you.

Excuse me, has anyone seen a little bottle of pills labeled heart medicine?

And that's why, just a few short months ago, when my minister needed some money for a new space heater for his trailer, I handed the guy ten bucks.

Kidding, Angel.

Your woman stayed thin as a ray a month, but on more pounds than a pig in a slop house.

He's always doing something smart.

Thanks to Chris, I've completely lost the will to live.

A nine followed by two zeros.

Okay, if we're all done with that crap, I'll make this brief.

What did Donald think of next?

Try it out loud, Gladys.

You know, Donald, I have to hand it to you.

Well, good.

I know drifters who are more fashion conscious.

Okay, okay.

My, this Donald is delicious.

Just because he's your age is a huge success and owns his own melon stand is no reason to feel threatened by him.

Stop him.

Are you saying that Donald is gonna be here today?

Now let's see yours.

Oh my goodness, what happened to my son?

Did you hear that, everyone?

Hold the, you know, the thing that you pick up and you dial and you talk.

Thank you one and all I told you I could do it and and now for your added enjoyment my trademark loss of consciousness Technically he only did it cuz Donald was here

Sorry, boy.