Chris vs. Donald - Get a Life [S01E13]

There's my happy campers!

Where's your humanity?

I dropped my hot dog.

I heard that Donald's melon stand is doing so good, he's adding another nine feet to celebrate.

Oh, I gotta hand it to you, Fred.

And it happened in our lifetime.

Hell, an 85 with only 40,000 miles on it.

decadence well i think i'll just leave a little calling card for you donald about a couple of tuna balls stuffed nicely back in the glove compartment i would love to see your face when these babies turn rife in a couple of days best of falco why does the phrase socially retarded come to mind

Now put a lid on it, boy.

Dad, why do I have to do it?

Oh, hey.

Be a weasel for once in your life.

Not like that dope kid of Fred's.

It's like a 1960 Democratic Convention.

Chris, go get your Aunt Shirley.

I'd like to invite each of you to come up here now and

Dear Mr. Peterson, either make good on your loan payments or we'll turn your melon stand into a parking lot.

Donald, don't jump.

Okay, I see I'm gonna have to go in for the kill.

This is my bank book.

I hate you.

I finally got myself one with a siren.

I'd rather go to a livestock auction and get kicked in the face by a giant donkey.

Do you know, I heard he wants six o'clock radio with just a butter knife and Elmer's glue.

Yuck!