Chris vs. Donald - Get a Life [S01E13]

We can't back out now.

Hello, cuz.

and uh oh here's some disgusting looking meat or something oh look here's some pickled eggs hmm would you like one of those don't those look good they're as pink as a bunny's nose would you like little bunnies aunt shirley look give me my food and shut your trap hey put her way back there so we don't have to deal with her

Thanks for making an ass out of me.

My, this Donald is delicious.

Now let's see yours.

Picking on poor, helpless, sweet, innocent drifters.

Consider the facts.

I did it!

Well, of course, he's your cousin, isn't he?

The Peterson family reunion is today.

Thank you one and all I told you I could do it and and now for your added enjoyment my trademark loss of consciousness Technically he only did it cuz Donald was here

Take it from me, you'll find that it's really the most wonderful experience in the whole wide world.

I'd like to stab you with this plastic fork.

And a dashboard, too.

Wait, can you beat that?

Fine.

I just put a new Donald in my truck, now she runs like a top.

I detest him.

I'll make you drive her home later.

Finally, I'll be free from this cold, heartless, demanding world.

Folks, if you don't mind, let me interrupt your little simple-minded idiotic chit-chat here and share something very special with you.

Sorry, boy.

I'll be down in a couple of seconds, and you're all free to line up and kiss my heroic butt.

I hate the family reunion.