Chris vs. Donald - Get a Life [S01E13]

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Chris vs. Donald - Get a Life [S01E13]
N/AComedyFantasy

At the family reunion Chris is still struggling to get out from under the shadow of his cousin Donald.

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10 Feb 1991
Chris vs. Donald
Dwayne Hickman
So he's bleeding and cursing up a storm, so I says, hey, sorry, with that haircut, you look like a deer.So he's bleeding and cursing up a storm, so I says, hey, sorry, with that haircut, you look like a deer.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#1
Released 1991-02-10, Rated N/A
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So he's bleeding and cursing up a storm, so I says, hey, sorry, with that haircut, you look like a deer.
So he's bleeding and cursing up a storm, so I says, hey, sorry, with that haircut, you look like a deer.
I know we'd regret giving him that thesaurus.I know we'd regret giving him that thesaurus.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#2
Released 1991-02-10, Rated N/A
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I know we'd regret giving him that thesaurus.
I know we'd regret giving him that thesaurus.
Oh, I pretty much go on dates with your mom.Oh, I pretty much go on dates with your mom.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Oh, I pretty much go on dates with your mom.
Oh, I pretty much go on dates with your mom.
Come on, the only women you ever got came in a box with a volleyball pump.Come on, the only women you ever got came in a box with a volleyball pump.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Come on, the only women you ever got came in a box with a volleyball pump.
Come on, the only women you ever got came in a box with a volleyball pump.
You've got melon customers that want to buy melons from you.You've got melon customers that want to buy melons from you.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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You've got melon customers that want to buy melons from you.
You've got melon customers that want to buy melons from you.
This ought to be good.This ought to be good.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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This ought to be good.
This ought to be good.
After he saved your life, you're the scum of the earth.After he saved your life, you're the scum of the earth.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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After he saved your life, you're the scum of the earth.
After he saved your life, you're the scum of the earth.
It's nice to be supported by relatives that appreciate an honest effort.It's nice to be supported by relatives that appreciate an honest effort.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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It's nice to be supported by relatives that appreciate an honest effort.
It's nice to be supported by relatives that appreciate an honest effort.
Now stay tuned, and all new Married... with Children is next.Now stay tuned, and all new Married... with Children is next.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Now stay tuned, and all new Married... with Children is next.
Now stay tuned, and all new Married... with Children is next.
Stop him.Stop him.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Stop him.
Stop him.
I'll show them all.I'll show them all.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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I'll show them all.
I'll show them all.
Oh, I gotta hand it to you, Fred.Oh, I gotta hand it to you, Fred.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Oh, I gotta hand it to you, Fred.
Oh, I gotta hand it to you, Fred.
And a dashboard, too.And a dashboard, too.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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And a dashboard, too.
And a dashboard, too.
I loathe him.I loathe him.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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I loathe him.
I loathe him.
Okay, if we're all done with that crap, I'll make this brief.Okay, if we're all done with that crap, I'll make this brief.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Okay, if we're all done with that crap, I'll make this brief.
Okay, if we're all done with that crap, I'll make this brief.
To say that I'm a huge success, well, that would be an understatement.To say that I'm a huge success, well, that would be an understatement.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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To say that I'm a huge success, well, that would be an understatement.
To say that I'm a huge success, well, that would be an understatement.
Well, good.Well, good.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Well, good.
Well, good.
Your worst guest has arrived!Your worst guest has arrived!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Your worst guest has arrived!
Your worst guest has arrived!
You have so much to live for.You have so much to live for.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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You have so much to live for.
You have so much to live for.
Chris, go get your Aunt Shirley.Chris, go get your Aunt Shirley.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Chris, go get your Aunt Shirley.
Chris, go get your Aunt Shirley.
Why do you say that?Why do you say that?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#21
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Why do you say that?
Why do you say that?
Don't jump, Donald!Don't jump, Donald!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Don't jump, Donald!
Don't jump, Donald!
Now I'll paraphrase because most of you here have the attention span of a circus monkey.Now I'll paraphrase because most of you here have the attention span of a circus monkey.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Now I'll paraphrase because most of you here have the attention span of a circus monkey.
Now I'll paraphrase because most of you here have the attention span of a circus monkey.
You've got to be kidding me.You've got to be kidding me.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#24
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You've got to be kidding me.
You've got to be kidding me.
I'm gonna break a giant block of ice with my head.I'm gonna break a giant block of ice with my head.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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I'm gonna break a giant block of ice with my head.
I'm gonna break a giant block of ice with my head.