Chris vs. Donald - Get a Life [S01E13]

Okay, I won't.

Thank you all very, very much.

You ought to be ashamed of yourself, kicking a man when he's down.

Kidding, Angel.

Your worst guest has arrived!

This letter is to inform you that you are now 10 days past due on your loan payment.

I finally have something on him.

Wait a second.

On the roof!

It seems that Sir Donald is nothing more than a flaming late bill payer.

I loathe him.

Your obvious lack of significant income is causing you to lash out at those greater than yourself.

God, it's like having Ma Barker in the family.

And a dashboard, too.

I need a volunteer to help Aunt Shirley pile food on her plate.

Attention, Peterson!

In a few short hours, this place will be crawling with Petersons.

Try it out loud, Gladys.

Dear Mr. Peterson, either make good on your loan payments or we'll turn your melon stand into a parking lot.

Well, my daddy keeps mine in a safe deposit box down at the bank.

And you've got a great used car that, well, that's mysteriously going to stink in a couple of days.

Hi, this is Emilio Estevez.

Call Ripley.

Fred, check this out.

Shut up, you idiot.