Chris vs. Donald - Get a Life [S01E13]

How's it going, boy?

And there they are!

And, um, right now I'm gonna do something for you that even your precious little Donald can't do.

Okay, I see I'm gonna have to go in for the kill.

Donald, Donald, Donald, Donald.

Now stay tuned, and all new Married... with Children is next.

Are you saying that Donald is gonna be here today?

Take it from me, you'll find that it's really the most wonderful experience in the whole wide world.

Ever since childhood.

I mean, the guy's got a huge ego.

It's my turn to host the damn thing and I can't weasel out of it.

and uh oh here's some disgusting looking meat or something oh look here's some pickled eggs hmm would you like one of those don't those look good they're as pink as a bunny's nose would you like little bunnies aunt shirley look give me my food and shut your trap hey put her way back there so we don't have to deal with her

Not like that dope kid of Fred's.

Oh, I gotta hand it to you, Fred.

Which way, Fred?

You're ugly.

No, no, no, please.

I've never gone whitewater rafting before in my life.

I just couldn't resist.

Over the last 12 months, I've just been sitting around, drinking coffee.

I never liked you.

Thank you, one and all.

Hell, boy, that's just saltwater taffy.

Allow me to read you something that I discovered during a routine search of Donald's Beyond Fabulous Chevette.

On the roof!