Chris vs. Donald - Get a Life [S01E13]

I dropped my hot dog.

Kidding, Angel.

This is my bank book.

I'll make you drive her home later.

This little ode to Billy Joe crap is a real crowd pleaser.

Repeat, Donald, the successful genius and probably invented this very megaphone, will be here shortly.

Somebody told me that Donald just bought himself an 84 Chevette.

On the roof!

It's nice to be supported by relatives that appreciate an honest effort.

You know, Donald, as a living, breathing human being with a conscience, I feel it's my duty to try and prevent you from jumping to your bloody death.

Donald, Donald, don't do it.

I'm gonna jump!

I'm a big hero!

I dropped my hot dog.

Why does my car stink so much?

But I also believe in giving back to the community.

Place is gonna be crawling with cops and reporters.

84?

That's all that matters!

I actually got to spray the little bastard with some mace, so that was nice.

Somebody that just loves to learn Another child grows up to be Somebody that just loves to burn Mom loves the both of them You see it's in the blood

Could I just have a minute?

And that's why, just a few short months ago, when my minister needed some money for a new space heater for his trailer, I handed the guy ten bucks.

Sorry.

She tries to fit me in between the furnace repairman and the high school janitor.