Chris vs. Donald - Get a Life [S01E13]

I just couldn't resist.

That's Donald for you.

Mom, mom, you have to help me.

Take it from me, you'll find that it's really the most wonderful experience in the whole wide world.

Thanks for making an ass out of me.

Okay.

Thank you one and all I told you I could do it and and now for your added enjoyment my trademark loss of consciousness Technically he only did it cuz Donald was here

I hate you.

It gives me great pleasure now to present this sterling silver trophy and a $50 savings bond to Donald.

Somebody that just loves to learn Another child grows up to be Somebody that just loves to burn Mom loves the both of them You see it's in the blood

Did you hear that, everyone?

Wake up, Cinderella.

Stand in the place where you live, now think about direction, wonder why you have it now.

As most of you probably know, I had to fire the boy that cuts our grass because I caught him stealing a power drill out of the garage.

Try it out loud, Gladys.

Your obvious lack of significant income is causing you to lash out at those greater than yourself.

I need a volunteer to help Aunt Shirley pile food on her plate.

I don't even know where the nearest river is.

I hate you.

Sorry, boy.

Stop him.

But then again, as your less successful cousin who's always hated your stinking guts, I just want to remind you that you're an adult free to do whatever you want to do, son.

Hi, Aunt Shirley.

It's like a 1960 Democratic Convention.

I abominate him.