Chris vs. Donald - Get a Life [S01E13]

Right over there, Sid.

Blood's thicker than the mud, it's a family... Brad, Aunt Louise, would you care for a Swiss vanilla boo-boo?

You go first, Fred.

I hate it.

I know we'd regret giving him that thesaurus.

So he's bleeding and cursing up a storm, so I says, hey, sorry, with that haircut, you look like a deer.

I did it!

Now put a lid on it, boy.

I hate you.

Stop him.

Okay, fine, there you go.

You've got melon customers that want to buy melons from you.

I detest him.

Dad, why do I have to do it?

Oh, I pretty much go on dates with your mom.

You're ugly.

I don't know, but I hope he gets here soon.

A nine followed by two zeros.

I've never gone whitewater rafting before in my life.

What did Donald think of next?

Give me one good reason.

On the roof!

Does anyone know when Donald is coming?

Wait a second.

Just call me Mr. Crisis Intervention.