Chris vs. Donald - Get a Life [S01E13]

Wait, can you beat that?

I know you're all still giddy about the free melons that Donna brought us, but listen up for a minute.

Blood's thicker than the mud, it's a family... Brad, Aunt Louise, would you care for a Swiss vanilla boo-boo?

Your worst guest has arrived!

He'll make a great rodeo clown one day, won't he?

Hey, he did it he actually broke that block of ice with his head Thank you.

Well, good.

No, no, no, please, please, please.

You're a girl.

Just in case he didn't get the newsflash, I'm better than you.

I don't even know where the nearest river is.

How's it going, boy?

It's nice to be supported by relatives that appreciate an honest effort.

Dear Mr. Peterson, either make good on your loan payments or we'll turn your melon stand into a parking lot.

The Peterson family reunion is today.

Take it from me, you'll find that it's really the most wonderful experience in the whole wide world.

I need a volunteer to help Aunt Shirley pile food on her plate.

I just washed my hands.

You're a girl.

You know, Donald, as a living, breathing human being with a conscience, I feel it's my duty to try and prevent you from jumping to your bloody death.

You know, I thought so.

Chris, go get your Aunt Shirley.

Thanks, Dad.

Now let's see yours.

Oh, I pretty much go on dates with your mom.