Chris vs. Donald - Get a Life [S01E13]

Tell me, Christina, when you're not busy delivering your little newspapers and acting like a moron and boring people with idiotic conversation, what do you do in your spare time?

May I have everyone's attention, please?

I know drifters who are more fashion conscious.

You go first, Fred.

I know you're all still giddy about the free melons that Donna brought us, but listen up for a minute.

I'm a big hero!

Go trash his piece of crap car.

Tastes like crap anyway.

Yuck!

I hate you.

Where's your humanity?

Mr. Donald Peterson, personal and confidential.

It's nice to be supported by relatives that appreciate an honest effort.

Because your relatives are on the verge of murdering you.

I need a volunteer to help Aunt Shirley pile food on her plate.

Boy, it was touch and go up here for a bit, but we got through it.

Over the last 12 months, I've just been sitting around, drinking coffee.

Don't get your panties in an uproar, okay?

Can you believe it?

Oh, Donald is the smartest boy in the world.

I hate you.

Okay, fine, there you go.

Okay, if we're all done with that crap, I'll make this brief.

Thanks, Dad.

Donald, Donald, Donald.