Chris vs. Donald - Get a Life [S01E13]

I just couldn't resist.

Sounds pretty exciting, doesn't it?

You know, Donald, as a living, breathing human being with a conscience, I feel it's my duty to try and prevent you from jumping to your bloody death.

Here, take mine.

Attention everyone, Donald will be here shortly.

I just thought I'd say a quick adios before I head off on my whitewater rafting trip this weekend.

Donald, Donald, Donald, Donald.

I wouldn't bug you except if it's an emergency.

Don't be a simp, honey.

Folks, if you don't mind, let me interrupt your little simple-minded idiotic chit-chat here and share something very special with you.

Mr. Donald Peterson, personal and confidential.

It's nice to be supported by relatives that appreciate an honest effort.

It's like everyone here is talking about Donald and that's all they're talking about.

Thank you, one and all.

We love you and we hate Chris!

I'm a rock.

It's like I'm losing my mind.

Dad, Chris.

Oh, I pretty much go on dates with your mom.

Okay, if we're all done with that crap, I'll make this brief.

I hate you.

This little ode to Billy Joe crap is a real crowd pleaser.

I dropped my hot dog.

84?

I'm not going to do it.