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Chris vs. Donald - Get a Life [S01E13]
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10 Feb 1991
Chris vs. Donald
Dwayne Hickman
I'm gonna break a giant block of ice with my head.
Thank you all very, very much.
Read it and weep.
I hate you.
I'm a big hero!
You ought to be ashamed of yourself, kicking a man when he's down.
I am a rock.
Because your relatives are on the verge of murdering you.
I'm not going to do it.
I'll be down in a couple of seconds, and you're all free to line up and kiss my heroic butt.
Do you know, I heard he wants six o'clock radio with just a butter knife and Elmer's glue.
It's like I'm losing my mind.
I know you're all still giddy about the free melons that Donna brought us, but listen up for a minute.
I mean, it's not like Donald's some sort of little fragile ceramic birdie or anything.
Just in case he didn't get the newsflash, I'm better than you.
Okay, okay.
Hi, Mom and Dad.
Why does my car stink so much?
My head is a rock.
Oh, Donald is the smartest boy in the world.
All diplomatic measures have failed, so there's only one thing left for me to do.
Okay, I see I'm gonna have to go in for the kill.
I hate the family reunion.
Everyone's okay.
I hate it.
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