Chris vs. Donald - Get a Life [S01E13]

Fred, using gasoline to start the barbecue could cause toxic vapor to seep into the food.

Donald, Donald, Donald.

Place is gonna be crawling with cops and reporters.

I hate you.

Hell, an 85 with only 40,000 miles on it.

Thanks for making an ass out of me.

He's always doing something smart.

He can take a little criticism.

Hi, Aunt Shirley.

We love you and we hate Chris!

To say that I'm a huge success, well, that would be an understatement.

Hey, stop it.

It seems that Sir Donald is nothing more than a flaming late bill payer.

You've got to be kidding me.

Right over there, Sid.

I'll show them all.

Take it from me, you'll find that it's really the most wonderful experience in the whole wide world.

From my neck up,

After he saved your life, you're the scum of the earth.

As most of you know, I've continued to prosper.

Well, of course, he's your cousin, isn't he?

She's a saint.

So think about direction, wonder why you have it now

Before we all form an orderly line here at the buffet table, it's tradition that we allow Anne Shirley, the matriarch of our family, to go through first.

It's like I'm losing my mind.