Chris vs. Donald - Get a Life [S01E13]

On the roof!

Your woman stayed thin as a ray a month, but on more pounds than a pig in a slop house.

Mr. Donald Peterson, personal and confidential.

Well, if we're through shooting the bull, let's get to the beer.

Hi, Mom and Dad.

Over the last 12 months, I've just been sitting around, drinking coffee.

Thank you one and all I told you I could do it and and now for your added enjoyment my trademark loss of consciousness Technically he only did it cuz Donald was here

Pinheads.

Lovely clothes you're wearing these days.

But I also believe in giving back to the community.

I hate you.

Drink lots of cranberry juice.

Call Ripley.

Free from bank payments, IRS audits, and yes, paternity suits.

Place is gonna be crawling with cops and reporters.

There you go.

As most of you probably know, I had to fire the boy that cuts our grass because I caught him stealing a power drill out of the garage.

Okay, now if you'll all excuse me, I'm gonna pass out.

Well, thank you one and all, and keep hope alive.

84?

I don't need my property values dropping.

Hey, stop it.

Hey, he did it he actually broke that block of ice with his head Thank you.

He'll make a great rodeo clown one day, won't he?

He's having another one of his bizarre Donald flashbacks.