Chris vs. Donald - Get a Life [S01E13]

Wake up, Cinderella.

decadence well i think i'll just leave a little calling card for you donald about a couple of tuna balls stuffed nicely back in the glove compartment i would love to see your face when these babies turn rife in a couple of days best of falco why does the phrase socially retarded come to mind

Okay.

It's like I'm losing my mind.

Shut up, you idiot.

I'm gonna break a giant block of ice with my head.

and uh oh here's some disgusting looking meat or something oh look here's some pickled eggs hmm would you like one of those don't those look good they're as pink as a bunny's nose would you like little bunnies aunt shirley look give me my food and shut your trap hey put her way back there so we don't have to deal with her

Basically, what my urologist told me was to

Fred, check this out.

Wait a second.

Well, good.

Aren't you forgetting something, honey?

Now let's see yours.

I hate you.

And it happened in our lifetime.

That's your style, isn't it?

Nothing bothers him.

Why does my car stink so much?

I actually got to spray the little bastard with some mace, so that was nice.

He's the jewel of our tribe and he's no doubt headed for greatness.

Donald, please, let's not get carried away.

Hell, I'm gonna go grab the video camera.

Chris, go get your Aunt Shirley.

So think about direction, wonder why you have it now

Oh, Donald is the smartest boy in the world.