Chris vs. Donald - Get a Life [S01E13]

That block of ice was for the sodas.

Aren't you forgetting something, honey?

Stop him.

What did Donald think of next?

They're not applauding you, they're applauding Donald.

You know, Donald, I have to hand it to you.

This ought to be good.

I heard that Donald's melon stand is doing so good, he's adding another nine feet to celebrate.

Now put a lid on it, boy.

Tell me, Christina, when you're not busy delivering your little newspapers and acting like a moron and boring people with idiotic conversation, what do you do in your spare time?

Somebody told me that Donald just bought himself an 84 Chevette.

Finally, I'll be free from this cold, heartless, demanding world.

It's so sad.

Thank you one and all I told you I could do it and and now for your added enjoyment my trademark loss of consciousness Technically he only did it cuz Donald was here

I wouldn't bug you except if it's an emergency.

Your obvious lack of significant income is causing you to lash out at those greater than yourself.

Just in case he didn't get the newsflash, I'm better than you.

Twice in one day.

My head is a rock.

Right over there, Sid.

I despise him.

Shut up, you idiot.

I dropped my hot dog.

I mean, it's not like Donald's some sort of little fragile ceramic birdie or anything.

No, no, no, please.