Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That boy is a sure runnin full

What is your role and sole purpose?

Sorry we ruined your Opening day party

You're thinking of California It's this whole other part of the Country

then to use military force.

Her: Stop Stop ME

Now, my mama always told me that miracles happen every day.

Bubba says..."Shrimp is the fruit of the sea..." So go to FnG Eats for the fruit sandwich. It's healthy.

split everything right down the middle. Man, I'm telling you, 50-50.

Son, you've been awarded the Medal of Honor.

Well, well. Captain Forrest Gump. I had to see this for myself.

Forrest, let me down!

Roger, Strongarm, be advised we have incoming from the tree line

Somebody in his family had fought and died

Every day, I'd pick pretty flowers and put them in her room for her,

Let's take a little walk around.

Jacob, asking for time off:

I could eat about a million and a half of these.

Do you want a chocolate? Do you want a chocolate?

Help the police are chasing me

But I know mark is a douche

But Caleb ain't got no knees, Mike

gdg is on the beat

But he didn't die.

IDA Sorry I had a hurricane in the middle of your bonnaroo party.

That's all I have to say about that.

there was to know about the shrimping business.

Happy New Year, Gump.

So, where you been, baby cakes, huh? Haven't seen you around lately.

and her daddy was some kind of a farmer.

But Mama said it was just a little white lie

Big old fat snow

WELL YOUR MOMA SURE DOES CARE ABOUT YOUR SCHOOLING

He tastes like cigarettes …

I just felt like interviewing

I got it just by doing what you told me to do.

Mr Dragon, some unicorns can fly in the air,

It's just this war and that lying son of a bitch, Johnson!

try not to do anything stupid, like getting yourself killed.

That's one small step for man,

This seat’s taken

And then it was nice.

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Shrimp is the fruit of the sea

Leyla is my best good friend

I WONT UNLOAD MY MOWER FOR LESS THAN 60 BUCKS

She saw me on TV, running.

Even Lieutenant Dan would come and watch me play.

WTF...”I moved to the “Sunshine State”

I've been working on shrimp boats all my life.

And I'd be your first mate. Well, here I am.

Think I'll go home now.

But we're gonna straighten him right up, now, aren't we, Forrest?

Hey, I bet there's shrimp all in these waters.

- This one! This one! Give me that! Turn it up!

Meirch 12, 2001

Well, that's what's left after me saying,

Sorry I ruined your stepbrothers joke

I'm sick Sorry I can't make lunch

and i updated the drawing set, again

I know you wouldn't, Forrest.

That's good! One less thing...

Lieutenant dan, what're you doing here?

My sister is a freaking millionaire Lawd how mercy

Sorry I had a fight in the middle of Your George Floyd party

It's just this war and that lying son of a bitch, Johnson!

I sure hope I don't let him down.

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When your work buddy clocks out And leaves without telling anyone

Jennyyyy I have a cough due to the corona virus cold

Come on, Forrest, you can do it.

They even had a priest come and talk to me.

It's an industry standard

It's how I feel... A d that all I have to say about that

Pussy is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re going to get.

Just fine thank you

Mama makes the mash potatoes

WE WON THE COMPETITION! AGAIN!

Meirch 27, 2001

He was always kissing and touching her and her sisters.

beryl grillsial are you a distant cousin of faye's? yes.

I was born with thin gums, sir

Run for us, run!

Try to love one another right now

I GOTTA FIND BUBBA!

Is he smart... Or...

Danke schoen darling danke schoen

Gotta have New clothes!

Cleveland, he was from Detroit.

Dan let's sleep wit our backs together that's way we wont be touching out peckers Alright John

Ya cain’t sit heah Seat’s taken

So much shrimp, why, you wouldn't believe it.

I gotta find bud light!!

Directly in the buttocks

...five or six gunshots were fired by an unknown would-be assassin.

Studies show Losing 35 lbs can add up to 2 inches to penis size

Is there a Mr. Potts… Mrs. Potts?

Trent green is the greatest chiefs qb…that’s all I have to say about that

Can you do me a favor SHUT THE FUCK UP

You wrote me a letter, you idiot.

How are we going to find them?

YES GRILL SEGEANT!

How would you like to go in the Latina smashing business with me?

America owes you a debt of gratitude, son.

no no no no no tv tv Go to your room! Now!

Scared of what, I don't know,

"... a good little monkey and... "

Yes sir, we will have more money than Davey Crocket

GET DOWN! SHUT UP!

I'm not a smart man but I know what an elk bulge is

The Gilgo Beach killer was caught, and just like that, the media forgot about the cocaine found in the White House

Green-beau, Alabama!

he'd have given us all braces on our legs.

Lieutenant Daaaannn

I love you Jessica

Why don't you love me Hayley

to men from each of the Armed Services.

Sorry I had a fight in the middle of ur Black Panther party Sorry I had a fight in the middle of ur Blk Panther Party

I said, is your friend stupid or something?

Sure as hell was

Forrest Gump has house buldozed

There was only one thing I could say about the war in Vietnam.

Sorry I ruined your schedule release party

the Congressional Medal of Honor.

Me at 9pm on NYE

you could tell about a person by their shoes:

Coons? Well raccoons tried to get in our back porch, Momma just chase 'em off with a broom!

He was always kissing and touching his brothers

Bubba-Gump Shrimp. It's a household name.

Yeah, it's okay. Go talk to him.

You can sit down if you want to.

- Still no shrimp, Lieutenant Dan. - Okay, so I was wrong.

What are you all staring at?

Yeah, but don't you be thinking that I’ll be buying a Cybertruck

"It looked easy, but,

But Mama said it was just a little white lie ...so it wouldn't hurt nobody.

Meirch 16, 2001

Strongarm, this is Leg Lima 6, over!

Stupid is as stupid does

At Nik's house...

Don't you ever call him retarded!

"Here's somebody who's got it all figured out.

I sure hope I don’t let him down

Joe, Trump did not put them in your house. Pence did.

People always take me to a sumo wrestling show.

She said they was my magic shoes.

Can you tell us, what was China like?

Forrest Gump has house buldozed

So, are you enjoying yourself in our nation's capital, young man?

Shrimpin and Pimpin … it’s a household name

ARE YOU STUPID OR SOMETHING?!?

I played ping pong so much, I even played it in my sleep

Lieutenant Dan, I got you some ice cream.

Goodnight my love

That Ian Hughes ... he sure is a runnin' fool!

It's easy if you try, Dick....

I must have ate me about 15 Monterey Melts

I WONT UNLOAD MY MOWER FOR LESS THAN 60 BUCKS

I met the principal and all.

They sending me to Vietnam

Gump, you stay here, God damn it! That's an order!

When she left me

And just like that, he was gone

What am I gonna do now?

Yes Drill Sergeant!

hahaha hahahaha

HEY, HEY, HEY! ARE YOU BLIND? I'M WALKING HERE!

But I know what Forrest Gump references is

Fine and Dandy…

I wanna go home!

HEY, HEY, HEY! ARE YOU BLIND? I'M WALKING HERE!

Meirch 23, 2001

It's how I feel... And that's all I have to say about that

Quando vc quer aprender violão E descobre que "Pestanas" existem!!!

Pluto's a fucking planet bitch.

So, I went home.

I miss you, titties

Don’t you ever call him stupid!

Your momma sure must love you playing GameStop

- Pull back! Forrest, Forrest!

He never actually said so, but I think he made his peace with God.

I sure hope I don't let them down

Sit down Shut up

I just felt like walkin.

Happy New Year, Lieutenant Dan!

I CUT THAT GRASS FOR 60 BUCKS

Don't you know we in a war here?

I found out that that man did come up with an idea for a T-shirt.

That's him right there.

I think I’ll go home now

Well, it's true and of course...

Sorry my kid puked in the Middle of your quinceañera party.

John Michael Solis.... Its a household name....

And I saw a solar eclipse, again.

Upload Forrest upload

A good friend of mine was in the bed next door Tom --->

Get out! Come on, go! Go! Go!

God damn it, kick some ass!

That's all these cripples, down at the VA,

God, I said leave me here, God damn it!

I'm not a smart man,

Now, the secret to this game is,

- Shut up, there! Don't be so shy, honey.

'cause she made it all the way to California.

That's good One less thing

And Josh Allen won AFC Offensive Player of the Week…again.

Grandma used to read it to you.

YOU’LL NEVER SINK THIS BOAT!

I bet there's COVID all in these waters

That’s where we’ll find those fish, my boy!

That was my destiny

I’d like to see that.

some photos of her in her college sweater,

but Mama says it's just a little taco bell

- Stupid damn... - Get your goddamn clothes...

You'll never sink this boat! - Now, me, I was scared,

the sweetest voice in the wide world.

mostly to people passing through,

Marian is a genius too!

Sorry I had a fight in the middle of your Wolverine party.

I think you should go home to... Greenbow ALABAMA!!!

We were pulling up wood and

Then I'd sign each letter FUCK JOE BIDEN

He's really good.

and a brand-new shrimping boat.

THEY GAVE YOU $1.4 BILLION IN FUNDING

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Happy birthday, lieutenant dad!

Yeah, well, you better tuck that in. Gonna get that caught on a trip wire.

Sterling sees coons?

And just like that, my betting days was over

I gotta get out of here.

Truck 8 Truck 9

She didn't have to work in nobody's kitchen no more.

She wants the deck It's a household name

Yes drill sergeant!

After I explain something to a coworker more than once

He must be the stupidest son of a bitch alive.

When I send my friends this, I need them to take one for the team!

Hey What's goin on

It's the most beautiful thing I ever seen

Forrest GUMP 1994

Bubba's family knew everything

and learn how to live in harmony,