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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Namely, a Mark-28 hydrogen bomb. - Oh, my God.
Now, shut up and land this shitheap! Ahem.
If you damage that, it might not work in the event of an emergency.
I thought you were my friend! Yeah, and for like six months...
It's a long story, Mother.
Cecil says marine salvage goes for 10 to 20 percent of the item's value.
Well, you should. Because?
Yeah!
The B-52 is on the ocean floor here at a depth of 8000 feet.
Well, you don't have to rub it in.
Ah! Please tell me you guys heard that.
Last night, an Air Force B-52 bomber crashed off the coast of Bermuda.
Which is amazing. Why aren't you dead from protein deficiency?
Heh. For a second there, I thought I drank too much.
Oh, good. Phew!
Oh, put another man's penis in it.
Neat.
...from squandering their money on the poor.
Ah, Mr. Tunt.
My darling whom I love...
Unlike you, who totally sucks obviously.
...so in the meantime, I guess...
Aw, crap.
I don't get why Cheryl hates you so much. Right?
...so please find your seats and fasten your seat belts.
You know they won't let you keep dating Cyril, right? Plus, no bacon.
Enjoying the cruelty-free vegan seafood buffet?
...a huge opportunity for ISIS.
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