Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Last night, an Air Force B-52 bomber crashed off the coast of Bermuda.
Neat.
I thought you were my friend! Yeah, and for like six months...
Ah! Please tell me you guys heard that.
Well, you should. Because?
- Namely, a Mark-28 hydrogen bomb. - Oh, my God.
Oh, put another man's penis in it.
I don't get why Cheryl hates you so much. Right?
...so in the meantime, I guess...
Yeah!
...from squandering their money on the poor.
My darling whom I love...
Aw, crap.
Unlike you, who totally sucks obviously.
Which is amazing. Why aren't you dead from protein deficiency?
It's a long story, Mother.
If you damage that, it might not work in the event of an emergency.
Heh. For a second there, I thought I drank too much.
Now, shut up and land this shitheap! Ahem.
...a huge opportunity for ISIS.
Well, you don't have to rub it in.
Enjoying the cruelty-free vegan seafood buffet?
...so please find your seats and fasten your seat belts.
The B-52 is on the ocean floor here at a depth of 8000 feet.
Ah, Mr. Tunt.
Cecil says marine salvage goes for 10 to 20 percent of the item's value.
Oh, good. Phew!
You know they won't let you keep dating Cyril, right? Plus, no bacon.