User Profile: sgibbon1

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And you, my tweedy widdle--

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YARNs used by sgibbon1

(6 years ago)

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Jesus, God, I'm having a stroke.

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YARNs used by sgibbon1

(6 years ago)

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Stars kind of make me, oh, how do I say it?

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(6 years ago)

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Guess how many pygmies died cutting it down.

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YARNs used by sgibbon1

(6 years ago)

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You can milk anything with nipples.

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YARNs used by sgibbon1

(7 years ago)

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- And what is this we're eating? - It smells vaguely poisonous.

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YARNs used by sgibbon1

(7 years ago)

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Hey, help. - Ah! Help with what, sir?

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YARNs used by sgibbon1

(7 years ago)

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What a hunk. Total sploosh.

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YARNs used by sgibbon1

(7 years ago)

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What a hunk. Total sploosh.

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YARNs used by sgibbon1

(7 years ago)

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Simplicity. Read Marcus Aurelius.

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YARNs used by sgibbon1

(7 years ago)

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- Never heard of him. - Um...

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YARNs used by sgibbon1

(7 years ago)

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- Never heard of him. - Um...

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YARNs used by sgibbon1

(7 years ago)

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I was actually thinking of Romania...

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YARNs used by sgibbon1

(7 years ago)

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You don't need a smug "I told you so" from me.

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YARNs used by sgibbon1

(7 years ago)

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- That was the mayor of Paris... - Name dropper.

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YARNs used by sgibbon1

(7 years ago)

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And what is that, Mr. Dascomb?

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YARNs used by sgibbon1

(7 years ago)

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Greg's Jewish.

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YARNs used by sgibbon1

(7 years ago)

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All life is a game of luck.

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YARNs used by sgibbon1

(7 years ago)

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Wait, why do we have so many damn dolls in here?

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YARNs used by sgibbon1

(7 years ago)

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But I went to high school in White Bear Lake.

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YARNs used by sgibbon1

(7 years ago)

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