User Profile: noahdoesyarns

Ignore it. It’s a scam call. Heh heh. Not today, sucker. (Beep) Hello.

Hi, ma’am. I wanted to tell… I’m a sir!

I just need your account information, and I’ll have all the money back into your account. Okay, okay. Here’s my account number. Y, 0…

Don’t you worry! I can scam you… I mean, I can save you. Oh, thank goodness, Bella.

You… idiot? (Clapped) Don’t call me again or I’m gonna steal your god-fucking-damn mom! (Hangs up)

This looks a bit strange, but okay. Okay, it’s done. Hehe. Now read it back to me.

(Dialing) Not again!!!

Take that! That’s right, you annoying pest! Shane Eli! What do you think you’re doing?

Nooooo! A few minutes later…

But you said to leave the bees alone. I'm clapping butterflies now. Butterflies? That's it! No more butter for two weeks!

He he he. (Shane claps butterfly) Shane, what did I tell you?

Aw, man! The next day…

Getting rid of all of these cockroaches! Uh! Cockroaches? Hmmmm. You know what, you can't have it for two weeks. (Levi looks smiling)

(Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring, Banana Phone) Mom! You got a phone call. It says “Scam Likely.”

Yah, yah! Terrible news for sure. Somebody took out all of your money. What are we gonna dooo?

Unfortunately, there has been fraud activity on your bank account. Oh, nooo!

Underscore? There’s no underscores in bank account numbers. This one does, okay? It’s new, just keep writing. I, D…

Yeah. U, underscore…

Ah huh. 10, T.

(Shane hits Kostie and Crew) (Elena gasp) Shane Eli! GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY HOUSE NOW! I’m gonna call mom!