User Profile: noahdoesyarns

Don’t you want me baby. Don’t you want me, baaaaaaaaaaabe!

Fish Hooks Fish Sauce

If bob burger swear and cuss you totaly freaking out. Shut the fuck up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@!!!!!!@!fgh5trbgfcifhbnhdbfjebcxf

(Shane hits Kostie and Crew) (Elena gasp) Shane Eli! GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY HOUSE NOW! I’m gonna call mom!

Chevy is disgusting, gross, putrid, garbage, vile, ugly, big, stupid, pervert, and idiot! Yeah!

Mom!!! Sup, Shane. There’s a DEMON under MY BED!!! Too bad, Shane. (Vine boom) wut? You shouldn’t do bad stuff so I don’t care. Mommy!!! (Serena slams the door) (Vine boom) Hey, Shane. You wanna play naked twister? (Vine boom) M O M M Y ! ! ! ! BE FUCKING QUIET, SHANE!!! But… there’s… (Serena slapped Shane) OWW!!! You better watch your attitude, Shane. I’M NOT!!!

Shane, do you want abs? (Shane punches Chevy) (Shane kills Chevy with a knife) THATS WHAT YOU GET, YOU IDIOTIC COCK-FUCKER!!! AND YOU NEED TO STOP SAYING THAT SHIT!!!

REMAKE: Shane, you broke grandpa's phone! Mom, I didn't break grandpa's phone. Mom, take away grandpa's phone from Shane. You're never getting it back, Shane. (Shane growling and crying) You better watch your attitude, Shane. I'm not!

Go away go away go away! What are you doing, Mom?

(Serena kills Shane with a knife) R.I.P Shane Eli Cruz (2012-2025)

Oh right, sure. Hi, little sir. My name is Bella from YARN Memes Bank. Bro, that’s a chicks name.

Ignore it. It’s a scam call. Heh heh. Not today, sucker. (Beep) Hello.

Hi, ma’am. I wanted to tell… I’m a sir!

Underscore? There’s no underscores in bank account numbers. This one does, okay? It’s new, just keep writing. I, D…

Yeah. U, underscore…

Ah huh. 10, T.

You… idiot? (Clapped) Don’t call me again or I’m gonna steal your god-fucking-damn mom! (Hangs up)

This looks a bit strange, but okay. Okay, it’s done. Hehe. Now read it back to me.

(Dialing) Not again!!!

Take that! That’s right you annoying pest!