User Profile: lurker512

🌟lurker512🌟

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Mmm! I don't know if you know this,

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(10 months ago)

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We are being buried beneath the avalanche...

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(10 months ago)

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Troy, you're entering the next chapter of your life.

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(10 months ago)

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Look, making even minor changes to your unhealthy lifestyle would help,

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(10 months ago)

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There is a time and a place for subtlety

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(10 months ago)

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And maybe also promote my new lifestyle website,

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(10 months ago)

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In the name of the five winds...

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(10 months ago)

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In the name of the five winds...

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(10 months ago)

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This is the room temperature room.

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(10 months ago)

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They asked me for a favor. I said, "The real favor...

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(10 months ago)

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Pluto is...

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(10 months ago)

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- Are you kidding? - Et tu, Brute?

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(10 months ago)

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So, you did a 9/11?

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(10 months ago)

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Who are these people?

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(10 months ago)

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Who am I supposed to vote for? The Republican who's blasting me in the ass...

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(a year ago)

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Saturday is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest.

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YARNs used by lurker512

(a year ago)

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I like that.

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YARNs used by lurker512

(a year ago)

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Barry, is that how you get ants?

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YARNs used by lurker512

(a year ago)

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OK... but that's the last straw.

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YARNs used by lurker512

(a year ago)

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Yeah, forgot I wanted to be haunted.

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YARNs used by lurker512

(a year ago)

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