User Profile: lurker512

🌟lurker512🌟

Stories (80 - 100)

- You know I'm allergic to dogs. - Ah, allergies are all mental.

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YARNs used by lurker512

(9 months ago)

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You know, this is one of the only restaurants in America

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YARNs used by lurker512

(9 months ago)

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You know, this is one of the only restaurants in America

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YARNs used by lurker512

(9 months ago)

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You know, this is one of the only restaurants in America

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YARNs used by lurker512

(9 months ago)

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You know, this is one of the only restaurants in America

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YARNs used by lurker512

(9 months ago)

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You know, this is one of the only restaurants in America

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YARNs used by lurker512

(9 months ago)

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You know, this is one of the only restaurants in America

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YARNs used by lurker512

(9 months ago)

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Every mammal on this planet...

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(9 months ago)

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I'm gonna run downstairs. Do you want anything?

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YARNs used by lurker512

(9 months ago)

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Maybe we can, I don't know, stampede a flock of goats down the hall.

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(9 months ago)

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I know that when I put it in my mouth...

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YARNs used by lurker512

(9 months ago)

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You, sir...

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YARNs used by lurker512

(9 months ago)

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You care more about that fucking baby

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(9 months ago)

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When can I start eating hard cheeses again, doctor?

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(9 months ago)

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The slow clap? Really?

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(9 months ago)

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- Ooh, fun! Terry's playing the flute.

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(9 months ago)

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If you love someone,

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(9 months ago)

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I'm telling you, that baby could be the star of a show

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(9 months ago)

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He said it was just a name!

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(10 months ago)

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I wish there was a word to describe the pleasure I feel

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(10 months ago)

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