User Profile: lurker512

🌟lurker512🌟

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Trivection? What is this, 2009?

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(2 years ago)

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I wish there was a word to describe the pleasure I feel

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(2 years ago)

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Duck fat.

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(2 years ago)

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- Okay, have it your way,

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(2 years ago)

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Any files on Eric Cartman?

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(2 years ago)

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- What's your name? - Fuck you...

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(2 years ago)

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You ever see a match-grade round traveling 3,000 feet per second go through a window?

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(2 years ago)

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Basically, Kenny, you... are Keanu Reeves.

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(2 years ago)

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It's Oswaldo Mobray.

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(2 years ago)

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Really? Who's the idiot who broke the damn door?

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(2 years ago)

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I ain't got another pistol!

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(2 years ago)

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If what you've told me is true...

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(2 years ago)

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and he's firing his gun up in the air, he's like...

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You tried to fix me.

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(2 years ago)

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HOUND: Any man dies with a clean sword,

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(2 years ago)

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Why is no one having a good time?

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(2 years ago)

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I'm that supreme court lady, and you [bleep] did it.

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(2 years ago)

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Ju-ju-ju-ju-just like the bad guy from Lethal Weapon 2

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(2 years ago)

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At greendale, April 1st

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(2 years ago)

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I'm that character from Lord of the Rings, "Viggio Morgenstein."

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