User Profile: lurker512

🌟lurker512🌟

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So what you're saying is I'm indestructible.

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(2 years ago)

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and a bubble of fucking air, you're the reason this species

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(2 years ago)

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It's not about what I want, it's about what's fair!

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(2 years ago)

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What I say 'bout talkin?

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(2 years ago)

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Hey, you shut your face!

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(2 years ago)

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and Maryland is a giant pile of garbage.

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(2 years ago)

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- Come in, Diaz.

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(2 years ago)

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- What a stupid thing to say.

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(2 years ago)

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She's a Teri, and you're a Terrance who,

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(2 years ago)

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and the desert takes the weak.

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(2 years ago)

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Here we go again.

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(2 years ago)

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Don't do anything I would do, and don't do anything I wouldn't do.

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(2 years ago)

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I got something better than presents for you and the kids.

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(2 years ago)

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MICHAEL: Steak!

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(2 years ago)

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Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?

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(2 years ago)

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Is it okay if we do accents, sugar?

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(2 years ago)

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Also, you have a rectangular mass in your colon.

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(2 years ago)

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I don't give a [BLEEP]! I'm Gazorpazorp-[BLEEP]-field, bitch!

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(2 years ago)

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- raising him means letting him follow his dreams.

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(2 years ago)

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Welcome to democracy.

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