User Profile: lurker512

🌟lurker512🌟

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Hey, I don't suppose you'd want to move to Canada?

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The referee comes in...

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Have you ever fired your gun up in the air and gone...

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I wish there was a word to describe the pleasure I feel

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(a year ago)

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I gotta say, I'm impressed. You did a very nice job.

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(a year ago)

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- No worries, man.

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(a year ago)

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- 'Sup! - No, it's a question.

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(a year ago)

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Remember, you're eating for two.

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(a year ago)

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And I'll have the number eight.

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(a year ago)

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Good thing you had to move out of that house.

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(a year ago)

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What if microwaves broke down more easily

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(a year ago)

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How could I not see this coming?!

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(a year ago)

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You're out, Norman.

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(a year ago)

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I'm gonna put him down for you, sir.

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(a year ago)

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- From Top Gun. - Just be careful.

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(a year ago)

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If you could, you'd guzzle it by the gallon.

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(a year ago)

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Well, who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint?

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(a year ago)

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I can't believe you're dying of old age.

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(a year ago)

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You're the one who wrote "every kind of mustard" on my shopping list!

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(a year ago)

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It's not chilly, it's as cold

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