User Profile: launchpadmcquak

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I think they got a rootkit sitting inside the servers.

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(2 years ago)

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I think you secretly hate it here.

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(2 years ago)

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torturing a woman? Hang on, ma'am!

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(2 years ago)

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Our accidental drilling spill AGAIN in the gulf is a tragedy that

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(2 years ago)

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Your buddy, Chip Duncan?

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(2 years ago)

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All right, sir, I just need to check inside your asshole.

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(2 years ago)

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It is really good to see you, too.

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(3 years ago)

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"My job consists of basically masking...

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(3 years ago)

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- Hello? - Where's my fucking money?!

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(3 years ago)

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the answer is obvious, my friends.

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(3 years ago)

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Oh, oh, Jesus, see me through this.

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(3 years ago)

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Yeah, it should. But we don't live in Shouldland.

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(3 years ago)

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- No, I'm serious here. - Don't worry, scrot.

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(3 years ago)

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You got to sign here. Okay.

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(3 years ago)

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Sorry, honey. This review for Applebee's has turned into a 50-pager.

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(3 years ago)

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Surely you can't be serious?

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(3 years ago)

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Tower radioed clearance, over.

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(3 years ago)

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Well, one of you has really been impressing me

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(3 years ago)

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They'll only talk to you or me,

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(3 years ago)

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Are there pants?

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(3 years ago)

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