User Profile: cpetefly

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It wasn't until college that I learned you can put a thermometer in your mouth.

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(6 years ago)

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I hate to invoke the Nazarene,

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(6 years ago)

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who can now chortle my balls.

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(6 years ago)

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You can chortle my balls.

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(6 years ago)

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-That's what Maryland does! CLEARY: Nice one.

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(6 years ago)

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Yes! Crab cakes and football!

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(6 years ago)

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Hippies can't stand death metal.

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(6 years ago)

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I have people skills.

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(6 years ago)

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But I need to tell you something about all your skills.

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(6 years ago)

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The Planet Starbucks.

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(6 years ago)

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This is a deconstructed slider

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(6 years ago)

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