User Profile: aidanyeckley

Ooh, yeah. There we go. Don't wanna miss a spot. John Bonham's playing Moby Dick for real! I swear to god. I swear to god! No! I warned you! There's one rule in the house and you broke it!

I'm going upstairs. Because I'm gonna rub my buttocks on your drumset! Okay? Don't you do that! I am warning you right now! If you touch my drums, I will stab you in the neck with a knife! If you go in the room, I swear to god! No!

Fuck you, Dale! Fuck you!

Welcome to the fucking Himalayas!

Take that!

I didn't touch your damn drum set! I'm pre-diabetic! Your drum set's a whore! I teabagged your fucking drum set! Rape! Rape! Rape! Well, my drum set's a guy so that makes you gay, you fucker! I'll kill you! You touched my drum set, you fucker!

I'm going upstairs. Because I'm gonna put my nutsack on your drumset! Okay? Don't you do that! I am warning you right now! If you touch my drums, I will stab you in the neck with a knife! If you even go in the room, I will go ape-shit! You hear me?

Fuck you, Dale! Fuck you!

Less talk, more pain, marshmallow boy!

Fuck you, Dale! Fuck you!

It's too fucking late! We're fucking banished, genius! We're in the fucking human world!

This is all your fault! It's too late! We're banished, genius! We're in the human world! Oh, what a great idea about going to see your old pal Waternoose! Too bad he was in on the whole thing! All you had to do was listen to me! Just once! But you didn't did you?! And guess what?! You're still not listening to me!

Welcome to Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning! That's me!

Welcome to Jumanji!

Welcome to Madagascar.

You're still not listening to me! Welcome to the Himalayas!

You don't take responsibility for your actions and that's why this is all your fault! Well, you're mama's boy who's too chicken to sing in public!

You don't take responsibility for your actions and that's why this is all your fault! Well, you're a mama's boy who's too chicken to sing in public!

I'm going upstairs. 'Cause I'm gonna put my nutsack on your drumset! Okay? Don't you do that! I am warning you right now! If you touch my drums, I will stab you in the neck with a knife!

Once upon a time, Brennan puts his nutsack on Dale's drumset. And then he dies and went to hell! The End! Shut the hell up!