User Profile: TMan922

🌟TMan922🌟

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You bastard. Drop dead!

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(a year ago)

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Do I look suspicious?

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(a year ago)

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What? What are you talking about? Are you two-strapping?

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(a year ago)

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That's the true spirit of Christmas.

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(a year ago)

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You must have ears like an eagle.

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(a year ago)

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But you will use a retractor.

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(a year ago)

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'80s Billy Joel doo-Wop sucks!

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(a year ago)

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'80s Billy Joel doo-Wop sucks!

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(a year ago)

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We are California's pre-eminent 1980's Billy Joel cover band.

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(a year ago)

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'Call my boss. I'll meet you by Francis Shoal. Out. '

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(a year ago)

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Let me tell you what you've produced.

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(a year ago)

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...because your son, the cowboy, and his flame, came into the room blazing...

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(a year ago)

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Listen, we had a shark attack

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(a year ago)

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For the record, I'll call myself Mr. Parker.

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(a year ago)

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You were supposed to fire up. We both fired up!

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(a year ago)

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My whole life I've been a victim.

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(a year ago)

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You get to lift weights, watch TV, write up appeals...

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(a year ago)

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Ah, ah, ah! Who slayed Achilles?

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YARNs used by TMan922

(a year ago)

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When life gives you lemons,

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(a year ago)

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I want more.

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(a year ago)

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