User Profile: Shizukathefox

You know what else everybody likes? Mochi.

Ashe! Ashe! Ashe! Ashe!

I have a yeast infection in my paws, between my paw pads,

and my mom has to get a wipe, and she has to wipe out my paws every time.

Matte painters? I don't even know what that means.

I'm not leaving America. You are.

No Kitty! You're a bad Kitty!

No Kitty! You're a bad Kitty!

NO KITTY! YOU'RE A BAD KITTY!

DON'T TOUCH MY KITTY!

What? Screw you! You can't pound someone's ass like I can!

Guys! This girl is staying a woman! Who wants to fuck my vadge!? Girl power!

Yeah! Fuck my vadge, Richard! Yeah, I'm a woman, all right!

We aren't scene kids, we're freaking emo!

They aren't emo, they are douchy little scene kids.

Now, would you please tell me what Lucky Charms is doing

Why is Lucky Charms in a glass of milk?

Well, would you mind telling me why there is Little Debbie donuts in my hot chocolate?

We wear plastic fangs that drink freakin' apple juice.

We aren't scene kids, we're freakin' emo!