User Profile: LanceStargrove

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Bark like a dog.

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Sperm.

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He ran amuck. . .

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War!

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Would you say these look like the breasts of a 43-year-old woman?

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[Friday] People against goodness and normalcy.

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You know, I always said, if I had to fuck a guy. I mean, had to...

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I haven't killed anybody...

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So I says to him, "Are you gonna behave?" And from out of nowhere comes this knife.

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- All right. The engagement is off! - You will see this is the best thing.

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ELECTRIC.

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The Chicken Ranch, the legendary, long-running bawdy house,

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Get in there, you big furry oaf. I don't care what you smell.

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l just got out of the shower.

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No need for those. What do you say, let's all have the lobster.

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I hear you got a big appetite, Lardass.

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Gobble gobble.

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And now...

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I just...

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You...

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