The Week Before Christmas - The Beverly Hillbillies [S07E13]

And once you stuck your tongue in a light socket, you don't want no part of that rascal.

What happened?

Come back here!

When it's mine, yes ma'am.

Go ram your hand down his throat and fetch it out of his stomach for me.

Wait a minute, Jed.

Because I promised to marry both the Bradley girls.

That's where he belongs, you sweet old rascal.

Did you break up the employee demonstration?

Oh Abbott, Sam, top that.

Your father's been back so long, he's done gone out.

I guess you think it's kind of silly for someone so old.

I ain't going.

Suspense is just killing me.

Thank you.

Even the bear?

It's a water clock, an old Egyptian water clock.

Now look, girls, I don't have any more time for nonsense.

Not at all.

Now I don't know whether Sam proposed to me or not.

Yes, ma'am.

I believe I'll pass on that.

The mail's ain't slow enough.

We know you've been writing to her.

Put your postmaster cap back on.