South Park (1997) - S05E11

South Park (1997) - S05E11
TV-MAAnimationComedy

Follows the misadventures of four irreverent grade-schoolers in the quiet, dysfunctional town of South Park, Colorado.

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13 Aug 1997
South Park
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Can you take my stupid glasses and put them on the nightstand?Can you take my stupid glasses and put them on the nightstand?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#1
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-MA
Score 27.574
Can you take my stupid glasses and put them on the nightstand?
Can you take my stupid glasses and put them on the nightstand?
Boy, it sure is dry out here.Boy, it sure is dry out here.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#2
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-MA
Score 25.527
Boy, it sure is dry out here.
Boy, it sure is dry out here.
Maybe we'll have to send him to concentration camp.Maybe we'll have to send him to concentration camp.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#3
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-MA
Score 23.744
Maybe we'll have to send him to concentration camp.
Maybe we'll have to send him to concentration camp.
- Oh. Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! - Cartman!- Oh. Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! - Cartman!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#4
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-MA
Score 22.689
- Oh. Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! - Cartman!
- Oh. Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! - Cartman!
We're in the money, Mr. Hat We're in the money, Mr. HatWe're in the money, Mr. Hat We're in the money, Mr. HatYarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#5
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-MA
Score 22.526
We're in the money, Mr. Hat We're in the money, Mr. Hat
We're in the money, Mr. Hat We're in the money, Mr. Hat
They recycle the air onboard and it really did a number on my asthma.They recycle the air onboard and it really did a number on my asthma.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#6
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-MA
Score 20.793
They recycle the air onboard and it really did a number on my asthma.
They recycle the air onboard and it really did a number on my asthma.
What's this? A toe-nail clipper. Die, terrorist!What's this? A toe-nail clipper. Die, terrorist!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#7
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-MA
Score 20.704
What's this? A toe-nail clipper. Die, terrorist!
What's this? A toe-nail clipper. Die, terrorist!
Hello, I'm Kyle's cousin, Kyle.Hello, I'm Kyle's cousin, Kyle.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#8
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-MA
Score 19.653
Hello, I'm Kyle's cousin, Kyle.
Hello, I'm Kyle's cousin, Kyle.
Oh, Jesus, why don't you just cut off my balls?Oh, Jesus, why don't you just cut off my balls?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#9
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-MA
Score 19.047
Oh, Jesus, why don't you just cut off my balls?
Oh, Jesus, why don't you just cut off my balls?
Would you like a window or an aisle seat?Would you like a window or an aisle seat?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#10
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-MA
Score 18.898
Would you like a window or an aisle seat?
Would you like a window or an aisle seat?
Concentration is the key to succeeding in my class.Concentration is the key to succeeding in my class.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#11
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-MA
Score 18.389
Concentration is the key to succeeding in my class.
Concentration is the key to succeeding in my class.
West side.West side.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#12
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-MA
Score 17.849
West side.
West side.
Wow.Wow.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#13
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-MA
Score 17.456
Wow.
Wow.
- I'm back. - Kyle, you're back!- I'm back. - Kyle, you're back!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#14
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-MA
Score 17.098
- I'm back. - Kyle, you're back!
- I'm back. - Kyle, you're back!
- You remember Uncle Jerry? - Hello, Uncle Jerry.- You remember Uncle Jerry? - Hello, Uncle Jerry.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#15
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.817
- You remember Uncle Jerry? - Hello, Uncle Jerry.
- You remember Uncle Jerry? - Hello, Uncle Jerry.
I mean, I'm a Jew and he's making me hate Jews.I mean, I'm a Jew and he's making me hate Jews.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#16
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.792
I mean, I'm a Jew and he's making me hate Jews.
I mean, I'm a Jew and he's making me hate Jews.
Hoveround.Hoveround.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#17
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-MA
Score 15.882
Hoveround.
Hoveround.
I can't go tomorrow. The Jizz Fest is tonight.I can't go tomorrow. The Jizz Fest is tonight.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#18
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-MA
Score 15.821
I can't go tomorrow. The Jizz Fest is tonight.
I can't go tomorrow. The Jizz Fest is tonight.
Suck my...Suck my...Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#19
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-MA
Score 15.492
Suck my...
Suck my...
Airline motherfuckers! You pieces of shit!Airline motherfuckers! You pieces of shit!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#20
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-MA
Score 15.444
Airline motherfuckers! You pieces of shit!
Airline motherfuckers! You pieces of shit!
Dude. Weak.Dude. Weak.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#21
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-MA
Score 15.395
Dude. Weak.
Dude. Weak.
Five million dollars?Five million dollars?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#22
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-MA
Score 15.070
Five million dollars?
Five million dollars?
Come on down to South Park And meet some friends of mineCome on down to South Park And meet some friends of mineYarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#23
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-MA
Score 14.884
Come on down to South Park And meet some friends of mine
Come on down to South Park And meet some friends of mine
Hello, Aunt Sheila.Hello, Aunt Sheila.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#24
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-MA
Score 14.682
Hello, Aunt Sheila.
Hello, Aunt Sheila.
And here's your boarding pass for tomorrow morning.And here's your boarding pass for tomorrow morning.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#25
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-MA
Score 14.249
And here's your boarding pass for tomorrow morning.
And here's your boarding pass for tomorrow morning.