South Park (1997) - S05E11

South Park (1997) - S05E11
TV-MA AnimationComedy

Follows the misadventures of four irreverent grade-schoolers in the quiet, dysfunctional town of South Park, Colorado.

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13 Aug 1997
South Park
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Can you take my stupid glasses and put them on the nightstand? Can you take my stupid glasses and put them on the nightstand? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#1
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-MA
Score 27.572
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Can you take my stupid glasses and put them on the nightstand?
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Boy, it sure is dry out here. Boy, it sure is dry out here. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#2
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-MA
Score 25.528
dot Boy, it sure is dry out here.
Boy, it sure is dry out here.
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Maybe we'll have to send him to concentration camp. Maybe we'll have to send him to concentration camp. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#3
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-MA
Score 23.734
dot Maybe we'll have to send him to concentration camp.
Maybe we'll have to send him to concentration camp.
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- Oh. Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! - Cartman! - Oh. Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! - Cartman! Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#4
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-MA
Score 22.689
dot - Oh. Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! - Cartman!
- Oh. Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! - Cartman!
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We're in the money, Mr. Hat We're in the money, Mr. Hat We're in the money, Mr. Hat We're in the money, Mr. Hat Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#5
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-MA
Score 22.519
dot We're in the money, Mr. Hat We're in the money, Mr. Hat
We're in the money, Mr. Hat We're in the money, Mr. Hat
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They recycle the air onboard and it really did a number on my asthma. They recycle the air onboard and it really did a number on my asthma. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#6
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-MA
Score 20.801
dot They recycle the air onboard and it really did a number on my asthma.
They recycle the air onboard and it really did a number on my asthma.
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What's this? A toe-nail clipper. Die, terrorist! What's this? A toe-nail clipper. Die, terrorist! Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#7
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-MA
Score 20.688
dot What's this? A toe-nail clipper. Die, terrorist!
What's this? A toe-nail clipper. Die, terrorist!
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Hello, I'm Kyle's cousin, Kyle. Hello, I'm Kyle's cousin, Kyle. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#8
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-MA
Score 19.641
dot Hello, I'm Kyle's cousin, Kyle.
Hello, I'm Kyle's cousin, Kyle.
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Oh, Jesus, why don't you just cut off my balls? Oh, Jesus, why don't you just cut off my balls? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#9
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-MA
Score 19.066
dot Oh, Jesus, why don't you just cut off my balls?
Oh, Jesus, why don't you just cut off my balls?
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Would you like a window or an aisle seat? Would you like a window or an aisle seat? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#10
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-MA
Score 18.890
dot Would you like a window or an aisle seat?
Would you like a window or an aisle seat?
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Concentration is the key to succeeding in my class. Concentration is the key to succeeding in my class. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#11
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-MA
Score 18.398
dot Concentration is the key to succeeding in my class.
Concentration is the key to succeeding in my class.
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West side. West side. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#12
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-MA
Score 17.816
dot West side.
West side.
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Wow. Wow. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#13
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-MA
Score 17.450
dot Wow.
Wow.
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- I'm back. - Kyle, you're back! - I'm back. - Kyle, you're back! Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#14
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-MA
Score 17.112
dot - I'm back. - Kyle, you're back!
- I'm back. - Kyle, you're back!
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- You remember Uncle Jerry? - Hello, Uncle Jerry. - You remember Uncle Jerry? - Hello, Uncle Jerry. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#15
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.894
dot - You remember Uncle Jerry? - Hello, Uncle Jerry.
- You remember Uncle Jerry? - Hello, Uncle Jerry.
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I mean, I'm a Jew and he's making me hate Jews. I mean, I'm a Jew and he's making me hate Jews. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#16
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.801
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I mean, I'm a Jew and he's making me hate Jews.
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Hoveround. Hoveround. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#17
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-MA
Score 15.867
dot Hoveround.
Hoveround.
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I can't go tomorrow. The Jizz Fest is tonight. I can't go tomorrow. The Jizz Fest is tonight. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#18
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-MA
Score 15.858
dot I can't go tomorrow. The Jizz Fest is tonight.
I can't go tomorrow. The Jizz Fest is tonight.
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Airline motherfuckers! You pieces of shit! Airline motherfuckers! You pieces of shit! Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#19
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-MA
Score 15.519
dot Airline motherfuckers! You pieces of shit!
Airline motherfuckers! You pieces of shit!
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Suck my... Suck my... Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#20
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-MA
Score 15.500
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Suck my...
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Dude. Weak. Dude. Weak. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#21
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-MA
Score 15.410
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Dude. Weak.
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Five million dollars? Five million dollars? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#22
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-MA
Score 15.075
dot Five million dollars?
Five million dollars?
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Come on down to South Park And meet some friends of mine Come on down to South Park And meet some friends of mine Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#23
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-MA
Score 14.832
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Come on down to South Park And meet some friends of mine
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Hello, Aunt Sheila. Hello, Aunt Sheila. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#24
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-MA
Score 14.642
dot Hello, Aunt Sheila.
Hello, Aunt Sheila.
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And here's your boarding pass for tomorrow morning. And here's your boarding pass for tomorrow morning. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#25
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-MA
Score 14.160
dot And here's your boarding pass for tomorrow morning.
And here's your boarding pass for tomorrow morning.
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