Simpsons Christmas Stories - The Simpsons [S17E09]

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Simpsons Christmas Stories - The Simpsons [S17E09]
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Homer tells the tale of the first Christmas ever, while Grandpa pursues his decade-old feud with Santa.

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Clip thumbnail for 'Maybe he's cheating on us with the Episcopalians.Clip image for 'Maybe he's cheating on us with the Episcopalians.YARN finds the best video clips from "Simpsons Christmas Stories" by social media usage. YARN indexes every clip in TV, Movies, and Music Videos. Search and share clips with friends in any app.
18 Dec 2005
Simpsons Christmas Stories
Steven Dean Moore
(SWOONING)(SWOONING)Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#1
Released 2005-12-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 23.957
(SWOONING)
(SWOONING)
Maybe he's cheating on us with the Episcopalians.Maybe he's cheating on us with the Episcopalians.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#2
Released 2005-12-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 22.536
Maybe he's cheating on us with the Episcopalians.
Maybe he's cheating on us with the Episcopalians.
Now there's no one to deliver the sermon.Now there's no one to deliver the sermon.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#3
Released 2005-12-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 20.948
Now there's no one to deliver the sermon.
Now there's no one to deliver the sermon.
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#4
Released 2005-12-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 19.682
We jacked my prices up so high
We jacked my prices up so high
Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy.Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#5
Released 2005-12-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 17.430
Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy.
Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy.
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#6
Released 2005-12-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 17.147
Did anyone order a hero?
Did anyone order a hero?
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#7
Released 2005-12-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 16.849
(PEPPY MUSIC PLAYING)
(PEPPY MUSIC PLAYING)
Me? But I'm watching the orange bowl.Me? But I'm watching the orange bowl.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#8
Released 2005-12-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 14.884
Me? But I'm watching the orange bowl.
Me? But I'm watching the orange bowl.
I give up. I give up.I give up. I give up.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#9
Released 2005-12-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 14.736
I give up. I give up.
I give up. I give up.
Paper cut!Paper cut!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#10
Released 2005-12-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 14.281
Paper cut!
Paper cut!
WIVES: No poko-miku for Cyrus!WIVES: No poko-miku for Cyrus!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#11
Released 2005-12-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 13.867
WIVES: No poko-miku for Cyrus!
WIVES: No poko-miku for Cyrus!
No time left to procrastinateNo time left to procrastinateYarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#12
Released 2005-12-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 13.176
No time left to procrastinate
No time left to procrastinate
Where's Reverend Lovejoy?Where's Reverend Lovejoy?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#13
Released 2005-12-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 13.162
Where's Reverend Lovejoy?
Where's Reverend Lovejoy?
These holiday cookies swell my fatThese holiday cookies swell my fatYarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#14
Released 2005-12-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 12.598
These holiday cookies swell my fat
These holiday cookies swell my fat
He's German! That's good eatin'!He's German! That's good eatin'!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#15
Released 2005-12-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 12.548
He's German! That's good eatin'!
He's German! That's good eatin'!
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#16
Released 2005-12-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 12.487
Follow that glow!
Follow that glow!
Joseph, no!Joseph, no!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#17
Released 2005-12-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 12.284
Joseph, no!
Joseph, no!
Fine! I'll spend Christmas Eve with the raccoons.Fine! I'll spend Christmas Eve with the raccoons.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#18
Released 2005-12-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 12.235
Fine! I'll spend Christmas Eve with the raccoons.
Fine! I'll spend Christmas Eve with the raccoons.
Quit lollygagging and build a fire.Quit lollygagging and build a fire.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#19
Released 2005-12-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 12.019
Quit lollygagging and build a fire.
Quit lollygagging and build a fire.
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#20
Released 2005-12-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 11.714
You hang up first. No, you hang up first.
You hang up first. No, you hang up first.
ABE: Days turned to weeks. Weeks turned to months.ABE: Days turned to weeks. Weeks turned to months.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#21
Released 2005-12-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 11.611
ABE: Days turned to weeks. Weeks turned to months.
ABE: Days turned to weeks. Weeks turned to months.
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#22
Released 2005-12-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 11.599
And did you know that little baby Jesus
And did you know that little baby Jesus
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#23
Released 2005-12-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 11.590
Even though we're not Gentile
Even though we're not Gentile
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#24
Released 2005-12-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 11.559
Why you little... (THUNDER CRASHING)
Why you little... (THUNDER CRASHING)
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#25
Released 2005-12-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 11.139
(HUMMING)
(HUMMING)