Simpsons Christmas Stories - The Simpsons [S17E09]

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Simpsons Christmas Stories - The Simpsons [S17E09]
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Homer tells the tale of the first Christmas ever, while Grandpa pursues his decade-old feud with Santa.

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18 Dec 2005
Simpsons Christmas Stories
Steven Dean Moore
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