China - The Office [S07E10]

Don't get me started on how coddled the modern anus is.

You need to change your standard for what's worthy of a text.

Oh, you're a funny guy, Pam.

Very comedically humorous, Jim.

Then see you later, building.

He really does fit that old stereotype of the smug, gay Mexican.

And I would text back. B-T-B. "Bring that Booty."

Oh, my God, I've been playing Zombie Soccer for two hours?

An antacid pill that you take once every six weeks.

You're one bad text away from getting blocked.

Dwight. Why is the toilet paper only half a ply?

"you know, he wants to bury you.

You’re one bad text away from being blocked

Why do you even need soap? Are you that bad at going to the bathroom?

I don't know what the fuck that was

I'm, like, a quarter of the way through.

What do you know about boobs?

So much for keeping our secrets up high.

I disagree with.

Got it. Then, I will call you.

I learned nothing.

Well, I'm not an artist, and I'm not a salesman.

Parlay. My office. Five minutes.

"Come to parking lot. Crazy pigeon action."

Pull over. Pull over.