The Badgers Return - The Beverly Hillbillies [S05E05]
N/A ComedyFamily
Jethro decides to sophisticate Emaline but she has bigger plans for blackmailing Mr. Drysdale with her cuckoo clock camera. The colonel continues to woo Granny. The two swindlers though haven't met someone as sharp as Jed.
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Released 1966-10-12, Rated N/A
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I got me a little old swindler, that's what.
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Well, how about Chicago?
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Howdy, Mr. Foxhole.
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Now watch!
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I handle fraud, swindles, blackmails, things like that.
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First of all, you've got to remember that he's a simple man from the hills.
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She loves me not.
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And if she comes back and finds you here... Was that the young lady?
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Come in, come in.
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Now, you leave this all up to us.
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Oh, just doing my job, Mr. Drysdale.
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As for being dumb, you gotta remember, next to me, Pertner, anybody'd look dumb.
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Granted, I'm the butter of that old cat's claw.
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When I got through with her, she was pretty enough to pick and sweet enough to put up in a jar.
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Jethro, I'm Emmeline.
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Mr. Drysdale's dog can sit up and speak.
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You're dealing with a man of the world.
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Granny is cooking up a big mess of side meat and black-eyed peas.
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How, like the petal of a daisy, is your soft, delicate hand.
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that I ought to sneak up them back stairs and put on one of them fancy dresses that Ellie gave me.
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And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up to the ground come a bubbling crude.
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I'm taking him down to the cellar.
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It'd be a shame to let an education like mine go to waste.
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You sure did.
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All I need's a surname.