Shins of the Father - King of the Hill [S01E08]

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Shins of the Father - King of the Hill [S01E08]
TV-14AnimationComedyDrama

Hank's rambunctious, bigoted, sexist, loud war-vet father, Cotton, visits the Hills for Bobby's birthday. Instantly Cotton teaches the boy bad habits about how to treat women. Hank refuses ...

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23 Mar 1997
Shins of the Father
Martin Archer
A Japanese machine gun blew my shins off in WW II.A Japanese machine gun blew my shins off in WW II.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#1
Released 1997-03-23, Rated TV-14
Score 23.183
A Japanese machine gun blew my shins off in WW II.
A Japanese machine gun blew my shins off in WW II.
Fat kids are always the funny ones.Fat kids are always the funny ones.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#2
Released 1997-03-23, Rated TV-14
Score 22.106
Fat kids are always the funny ones.
Fat kids are always the funny ones.
I don't know where you got the idea you could slap your mother's behind.I don't know where you got the idea you could slap your mother's behind.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#3
Released 1997-03-23, Rated TV-14
Score 21.913
I don't know where you got the idea you could slap your mother's behind.
I don't know where you got the idea you could slap your mother's behind.
- Are you allergic to asbestos? - Hell, no.- Are you allergic to asbestos? - Hell, no.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#4
Released 1997-03-23, Rated TV-14
Score 21.892
- Are you allergic to asbestos? - Hell, no.
- Are you allergic to asbestos? - Hell, no.
"Grandpa Cotton Hill, Hell, USA?""Grandpa Cotton Hill, Hell, USA?"Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#5
Released 1997-03-23, Rated TV-14
Score 21.519
"Grandpa Cotton Hill, Hell, USA?"
"Grandpa Cotton Hill, Hell, USA?"
Don't sass me, boy.Don't sass me, boy.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#6
Released 1997-03-23, Rated TV-14
Score 21.196
Don't sass me, boy.
Don't sass me, boy.
BOYS: Women's work! Women's work!BOYS: Women's work! Women's work!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#7
Released 1997-03-23, Rated TV-14
Score 20.879
BOYS: Women's work! Women's work!
BOYS: Women's work! Women's work!
What did you say? What did you say?What did you say? What did you say?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#8
Released 1997-03-23, Rated TV-14
Score 20.449
What did you say? What did you say?
What did you say? What did you say?
Come on, grease monkey! Let's tangle!Come on, grease monkey! Let's tangle!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#9
Released 1997-03-23, Rated TV-14
Score 20.083
Come on, grease monkey! Let's tangle!
Come on, grease monkey! Let's tangle!
Man, "What are you talking about? What are you talking about?"Man, "What are you talking about? What are you talking about?"Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#10
Released 1997-03-23, Rated TV-14
Score 19.427
Man, "What are you talking about? What are you talking about?"
Man, "What are you talking about? What are you talking about?"
Strickland Propane.Strickland Propane.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#11
Released 1997-03-23, Rated TV-14
Score 18.792
Strickland Propane.
Strickland Propane.
COTTON: Mr. Kahn, I'll have a mai tai.COTTON: Mr. Kahn, I'll have a mai tai.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#12
Released 1997-03-23, Rated TV-14
Score 18.753
COTTON: Mr. Kahn, I'll have a mai tai.
COTTON: Mr. Kahn, I'll have a mai tai.
He's Laotian. Ain't you, Mr. Kahn?He's Laotian. Ain't you, Mr. Kahn?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#13
Released 1997-03-23, Rated TV-14
Score 18.455
He's Laotian. Ain't you, Mr. Kahn?
He's Laotian. Ain't you, Mr. Kahn?
They opened fire and blew my shins off.They opened fire and blew my shins off.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#14
Released 1997-03-23, Rated TV-14
Score 17.815
They opened fire and blew my shins off.
They opened fire and blew my shins off.
Let's go, I gotta see a man about a horse.Let's go, I gotta see a man about a horse.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#15
Released 1997-03-23, Rated TV-14
Score 17.603
Let's go, I gotta see a man about a horse.
Let's go, I gotta see a man about a horse.
She's moody. Must be PBS.She's moody. Must be PBS.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#16
Released 1997-03-23, Rated TV-14
Score 17.354
She's moody. Must be PBS.
She's moody. Must be PBS.
Hey, Hank's wife.Hey, Hank's wife.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#17
Released 1997-03-23, Rated TV-14
Score 16.956
Hey, Hank's wife.
Hey, Hank's wife.
Bobby, you are too young to own a firearm.Bobby, you are too young to own a firearm.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#18
Released 1997-03-23, Rated TV-14
Score 16.510
Bobby, you are too young to own a firearm.
Bobby, you are too young to own a firearm.
I sell propane and propane accessories.I sell propane and propane accessories.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#19
Released 1997-03-23, Rated TV-14
Score 16.457
I sell propane and propane accessories.
I sell propane and propane accessories.
Oh, that's a good one, Hank's wife.Oh, that's a good one, Hank's wife.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#20
Released 1997-03-23, Rated TV-14
Score 16.372
Oh, that's a good one, Hank's wife.
Oh, that's a good one, Hank's wife.
Go on. Get me my beer, woman.Go on. Get me my beer, woman.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#21
Released 1997-03-23, Rated TV-14
Score 15.889
Go on. Get me my beer, woman.
Go on. Get me my beer, woman.
Sausage! Where's my sausage? There's no sausage!Sausage! Where's my sausage? There's no sausage!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#22
Released 1997-03-23, Rated TV-14
Score 15.104
Sausage! Where's my sausage? There's no sausage!
Sausage! Where's my sausage? There's no sausage!
Did you try burping the alphabet?Did you try burping the alphabet?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#23
Released 1997-03-23, Rated TV-14
Score 15.024
Did you try burping the alphabet?
Did you try burping the alphabet?
It must be made of kryptonite or something.It must be made of kryptonite or something.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#24
Released 1997-03-23, Rated TV-14
Score 14.820
It must be made of kryptonite or something.
It must be made of kryptonite or something.
For crying out loud!For crying out loud!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#25
Released 1997-03-23, Rated TV-14
Score 14.639
For crying out loud!
For crying out loud!