The Race for Queen - The Beverly Hillbillies [S02E19]

And what will the spotlight show?

Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please?

Jethro, what have you been doing?

Oh yes, we do want an intellectual look.

I'm gonna take my Pa and Granny and Jethro and our hound dog, old Duke, with me.

How many you got running?

What?

It'll walk down to the bank by itself and give it a chance.

Ellie has a good chance of beating her.

Flabber?

I don't care if they's your cousins.

You forgot?

Oil, that is.

is none other than our distinguished judge, Miss Karen Crandall.

You only beat me because we was running on level city pavement.

See that your employees dress properly.

Granny's gonna try.

Yes, sir.

Why, your arms will ache for weeks, and you'll break out these large black and blue bumps and sometimes break out in a rash.

Don?

What you got smeared all over you?

I told you.

You don't say?

You just pick up the phone, tell me how much you want and when you want it, and it'll be here like that.

First rate.