Pilot - M*A*S*H [S01E01]

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Pilot - M*A*S*H [S01E01]
TV-PGComedyDramaWar

The Swamp's Korean houseboy, Ho-Jon, is accepted to attend school at Hawkeye's alma mater. The camp raises money to send Ho-Jon to Maine by raffling a weekend in Tokyo with a nurse, much to the chagrin of Hot Lips and Burns.

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17 Sep 1972
Pilot
Gene Reynolds
Maybe we could sell Spearchucker while he‘s asleep.Maybe we could sell Spearchucker while he‘s asleep.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#1
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 19.772
Maybe we could sell Spearchucker while he‘s asleep.
Maybe we could sell Spearchucker while he‘s asleep.
We did it again—— screwed up in reverse.We did it again—— screwed up in reverse.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#2
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 17.933
We did it again—— screwed up in reverse.
We did it again—— screwed up in reverse.
— [ Muttering] — The mummy strikes!— [ Muttering] — The mummy strikes!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#3
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 17.369
— [ Muttering] — The mummy strikes!
— [ Muttering] — The mummy strikes!
,‘ Happy days are here again,‘,‘ Happy days are here again,‘Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#4
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 14.478
,‘ Happy days are here again,‘
,‘ Happy days are here again,‘
Where are we gonna get a thousand dollars?Where are we gonna get a thousand dollars?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#5
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 13.775
Where are we gonna get a thousand dollars?
Where are we gonna get a thousand dollars?
Here it is, ladies and germs,Here it is, ladies and germs,Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#6
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 12.355
Here it is, ladies and germs,
Here it is, ladies and germs,
It‘s more like 2,000,you know, with transportation and clothing and everything.It‘s more like 2,000,you know, with transportation and clothing and everything.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#7
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 11.290
It‘s more like 2,000,you know, with transportation and clothing and everything.
It‘s more like 2,000,you know, with transportation and clothing and everything.
Yours sincerely——” Etcetera, etcetera.Yours sincerely——” Etcetera, etcetera.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#8
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 11.116
Yours sincerely——” Etcetera, etcetera.
Yours sincerely——” Etcetera, etcetera.
Go, team ! Fight, team! Yea, team !Go, team ! Fight, team! Yea, team !Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#9
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 10.896
Go, team ! Fight, team! Yea, team !
Go, team ! Fight, team! Yea, team !
Sickening.Sickening.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#10
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 10.806
Sickening.
Sickening.
[Margaret] Major Margaret Houlihan...[Margaret] Major Margaret Houlihan...Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#11
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 10.693
[Margaret] Major Margaret Houlihan...
[Margaret] Major Margaret Houlihan...
JM Everybody Humming ”Brahms‘ Lullaby”]JM Everybody Humming ”Brahms‘ Lullaby”]Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#12
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 10.648
JM Everybody Humming ”Brahms‘ Lullaby”]
JM Everybody Humming ”Brahms‘ Lullaby”]
And the winner is...And the winner is...Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#13
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 9.9870
And the winner is...
And the winner is...
- Ahh. — ‘Cept for those baseball perverts.- Ahh. — ‘Cept for those baseball perverts.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#14
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 9.8856
- Ahh. — ‘Cept for those baseball perverts.
- Ahh. — ‘Cept for those baseball perverts.
— Hot Lips? — Hot Lips?— Hot Lips? — Hot Lips?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#15
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 9.8677
— Hot Lips? — Hot Lips?
— Hot Lips? — Hot Lips?
,‘ Happy days are here again,‘,‘ Happy days are here again,‘Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#16
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 9.8408
,‘ Happy days are here again,‘
,‘ Happy days are here again,‘
”and since his academic record meets our requirements,”and since his academic record meets our requirements,Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#17
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 9.3146
”and since his academic record meets our requirements,
”and since his academic record meets our requirements,
You wanna hear something reallywild?You wanna hear something reallywild?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#18
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 9.0255
You wanna hear something reallywild?
You wanna hear something reallywild?
George Morgan.George Morgan.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#19
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 8.8930
George Morgan.
George Morgan.
My lips were made by Stradivarius.My lips were made by Stradivarius.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#20
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 8.7099
My lips were made by Stradivarius.
My lips were made by Stradivarius.
— How are ya, Henry? — How are ya, Henry?— How are ya, Henry? — How are ya, Henry?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#21
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 8.6332
— How are ya, Henry? — How are ya, Henry?
— How are ya, Henry? — How are ya, Henry?
Animals.Animals.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#22
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 8.3251
Animals.
Animals.
Youjust go back there and become the best possible you you can.Youjust go back there and become the best possible you you can.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#23
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 8.0821
Youjust go back there and become the best possible you you can.
Youjust go back there and become the best possible you you can.
— Hot dog ! — Hey, that‘s terrific.— Hot dog ! — Hey, that‘s terrific.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#24
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 7.9588
— Hot dog ! — Hey, that‘s terrific.
— Hot dog ! — Hey, that‘s terrific.
Look, Hot Lips——Look, Hot Lips——Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#25
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 7.9029
Look, Hot Lips——
Look, Hot Lips——
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