Home for Christmas - The Beverly Hillbillies [S01E13]

I think I throwed my dang knee out, son.

I know that this must seem awfully sudden to you, and I know you have lots of ties and lots of activities here in the hills, but I was wondering, do you think you could possibly be happy living in a city like Tulsa?

Yes, you certainly have.

I just had a terrible thought.

You figure to keep that thing burning for six days?

Homer Winch, is that you again?

Homer, Homer, I didn't mean it.

Well, thank you, ma'am.

You didn't give me time, you old coot.

Would you folks like some champagne and caviar?

Why, you men just can't manage alone, can you?

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up to the ground come a bubbling crude.

Now then, I don't know what it takes to get engaged in Tulsa.

Who got it, Pearl?

We had a mess of grits and jowls before we left home.

I hate to go home.

Chief, don't get so upset.

This is the most fantastic miracle I've ever seen.

Out chasin' that rooster fella, that's way her.

Mama's gonna give me the ticket.

I ain't wearing one, ma'am.

Granny, is there room for two back there?

Yeah, I want a whole pie just like I was promised.

Oh, Miss Hathaway says a couple of them pictures is Rembrandt.

We're all invited back next week to this locality to have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality.