The 2,000-Year-Old Virgin - Family Guy [S13E06]

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The 2,000-Year-Old Virgin - Family Guy [S13E06]
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Peter and the guys set out to throw Jesus the best birthday party in order to help him lose his virginity.

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07 Dec 2014
The 2,000-Year-Old Virgin
Joseph Lee, Dominic Bianchi, James Purdum
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#1
Released 2014-12-07, Rated TV-14
Score 22.849
Like when your father told Abraham to sacrifice Isaac?
Like when your father told Abraham to sacrifice Isaac?
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Released 2014-12-07, Rated TV-14
Score 21.111
Oh! Aw! Son of a whore!
Oh! Aw! Son of a whore!
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Released 2014-12-07, Rated TV-14
Score 20.865
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I've only grazed it once and that was with a running start.
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#4
Released 2014-12-07, Rated TV-14
Score 20.544
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Lenny Kravitz is about to have sex with my daughter!
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Released 2014-12-07, Rated TV-14
Score 19.918
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Released 2014-12-07, Rated TV-14
Score 19.611
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* There she goes again *
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Released 2014-12-07, Rated TV-14
Score 19.332
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Ugh, another puckered anus.
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Released 2014-12-07, Rated TV-14
Score 17.267
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Well, we know he's circumcised,
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Released 2014-12-07, Rated TV-14
Score 16.943
Jesus, take the wheel.
Jesus, take the wheel.
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Released 2014-12-07, Rated TV-14
Score 16.834
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Are-are you sure?
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Released 2014-12-07, Rated TV-14
Score 16.772
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#12
Released 2014-12-07, Rated TV-14
Score 16.220
Jesus! Jesus!
Jesus! Jesus!
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#13
Released 2014-12-07, Rated TV-14
Score 16.167
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I will kill your son!
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Released 2014-12-07, Rated TV-14
Score 16.149
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Ar... lot of scumbags out today.
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Released 2014-12-07, Rated TV-14
Score 15.570
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Released 2014-12-07, Rated TV-14
Score 15.122
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Released 2014-12-07, Rated TV-14
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* There she goes *
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Released 2014-12-07, Rated TV-14
Score 12.790
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As sure as I was when I created Lady Gaga.
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