"Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes

"It's too late to apologize" It's too late to order fries

Smack a crowbar upside your stupid head

No "x" in espresso

Irony is not coincidence

I hate these word crimes

Everybody shut up

I hope you never use quotation marks for emphasis

I hate these word crimes (everybody wise up)

a rolling stone gathers no moss correct way -a rolling stone gathers no moths

Go back to pre-school, get out of the gene pool

Don't be a moron

Never raised in a sewer

You'd better slow down and use the right pronoun

If you don't know how to conjugate

That really makes me wanna literally

You "literally couldn't get out of bed" (what)

You dumb mouth-breather

Your participle's danglin'

If you really wanna, leave out that Oxford comma

That was sarcastic... (aw psych!) 'cause you write like a spastic

Unless you're seven, or your name is Prince

If you're doing good or doing well (everybody wise up)

You'll learn the definitions of nouns and prepositions

Some cunning linguist

If you can't write in the proper way